TIM OROW 10/19/01
1.
Why are you known as "The Catman"?
Because I have a house full of exotic pussy cats.
2. When were you first introduced to the team?
My rookie season was the first fall season of peatage 99
3. What position do you usually play?
Left Center or Bench
4. On a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being blind as a bat and 10 being an
all star,
rate the following ball players:
Nolan Ryan=10 (good to the ripe old age of 40)
Devi Cruz=1 (does he play for a pro team)?
Bill Marken= 10 (fireman and relief pitcher)
Mark McGwire=5 (The drug factor)
Barry Bonds=10 (He Hate Me personality look a like)
5. What past baseball experience do you have?
Have been playing softball since being out of high school 3 years ago.
6. Can you solve the mystery of why the team has never spotted you at an
IHOP?
Yes, I hate pancakes.
7. Do you enjoy owning 24 pussy cats?
No. It's really the smell fresh of tuna in the morning that turns me on.
8. Do you enjoy being an inch bigger than Mike O'Neil?
Yes, It allows me to see the top of his head and be thankful I have
slightly more hair.
9. Finish these sentences:
The best thing about our website is the
message board.
The number of cats I really own is = 3 Siamese and 111 beanie baby
cats.
I can tell the difference between the Krimm twins by their beards.
Venezula smells like Old Tuna.
If I had 1 wish, I would wish for fresh tuna smell when I go to
Venezuela so I can feel more at home.
10. What do you remember about the following years:
1959= My first turban
1969= First time I washed my hair
1979= The end of bad rock music in that decade
1989= My daughter was born.
2001= My daughter's first hair washing.
11. Has Tim Orow ever:
Shaved a house cat= Not if I want to live long.
Got diarrhea on an airplane= I held it in with only slight burn marks.
Hijacked an airplane=Is this a trick question?
Played infield=Poorly
Smuggled cats into Brazil=No, Out of Brazil and lots of coffee too.
12. Is your nickname really Bubba?
Yes, until the nick name catman.
13. Word association. Mention the first thing that comes to you
when you
hear:
Fielders choice= First person at the bar.
Neuter=OUCH (speaking from experience)
Monkeys=Spank
Mike O'Neil=Shorter than me by an inch and loving it.
Kitty liter= Something to soak up the effects of diarrhea on an airplane
and why I did not invent or buy stock in scoopable liter.
Last call for flight 12-18=As long as it's with a martini in my hand.
14. What are 3 high points of being on our team?
It's always fun, I am the oldest player to hit a home run, and the end
of the season party.
15. What are your plans for the offseason this winter?
Teaching my 17 wild cats to use the toilet.
16. Who is your favorite former Peetage player? (Ex: Lorne,
Kyle, Scott,
Jeff, Gary, Ritz, Jimmy "airwolf" Moore)
Kyle, I miss his bad cartwheels.
17. Does it feel rewarding to be one of the teams only home run leaders?
I'm only there to give Matt competition.
18. How many years does Tim Orow have left on his contract?
1 Year with an option or when Casey kicks me off.
19. How many years have you been employed at Ford and has that time in
any
way perfected your now amazing softball skills?
11 years and no my skills should be credited to my ethnic background of
being able to run.
20. Did you enjoy your 20 questions Tim Orow? (Also use this space
to say
anything you want or plug your stuff/website/merchandise)
Yes, I just hope everyone enjoys and does not take offense to my
comments.