WITH TIM MARKEN 1/3/02 

The team interviewer, Matt Marken, ventured to lovely Jackson, MI to the Michigan State Penitentiary to visit with off and on brother and teammate, Tim Marken.  Matt met Tim in a conjugal visit trailor where Tim thought he was to meet with a Venezuelan hooker named Bambi.  Lets just say Tim was not in a good mood when he saw Matt.  There was a 1 hour time limit, and here are the results....

1.  So when do you get out?

I should be out on the peetage field next year if i behave myself.

2.  When were you first introduced to the team and what did you think? 

I was one of the creaters of peetage and played on the original team.  Before it turned gay.

3.  What past baseball experience do you have? 

Years of training from the best trainers.  Casey and Matt, yeah i basically tought myself.

4.  Is it true that Matt and Casey made you play baseball after Matt broke your arm? 

Yes, the were ruthless.  But because of this I am the best of peetage past, present, and future. 

5.  On a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being a festiva and 10 being a nova,
rate the following ball players:

Mark McGwire=9,  could almost take Carl with those guns
Barry Bonds= 0, he played for the pirates
Sixto Lezcano= 9, almost as good as Anthony
Carl Buchin= on a scale of one to ten one being festiva and ten being nova, Carl would get them all because he can bench press the festiva and the nova.
Scott Matuisky= cool kid haven't seen him in a while.  8.

6.  So what's up with that pile of red metal in the garage you call a 71 Nova? 

death to all. YOU WILL SEE.

7.  Why are you the only "full time" Peetage member with absolutly no awards?

I did not know I was a full-time peetage member.  If I tried it wouldn't be hard to show up the peetage rooster now that Anthony's gone.

P.S.  Anthony and I should get the Peetage Pimping Award

8.  What do you remember about the following years:

1982=the light in the tunnel
1987=the first time i played hockey, also the first time i took Carl
1995=first shave, also last time i took Carl          I think he's do again pretty soon.
1999=Best and worst year of my life.   All bitches are sluts
2001=good year had alot of                        Maybe to much

9.    What do you enjoy most about being on the team? 

Watching Casey wine and cry and spaz out, and watching crazy legs Marken diving through the outfield

10.  Do you have a job? 

Yes, NO, does standing on the corner count, maybe we should ask Lara's Mom, or even Lara.

11.  Finish these sentences:

The best thing about our website is: nothing Casey to strict, and u better print all these Casey.
One time when no one was looking I played with nads     {drums and guitar I mean}
I think the word Peetage really means. This one is more than a one sentence to answer correcly.  It all begain long long ago when peetage originated back at St. Collete.  This is when Jimmy motor mouth moore joined the team and he can tell u the rest because he loves to talk even if no ones listening he will still keep talking much as i am doing here.
The brothers of destruction remind me of the Marken trio.
If I had one wish I would wish for peace to all

12.  How did you earn the nickname TimmyPoopers? 

I don't now, i thought it got changed again.  Maybe because u all think im a baby even though i can probably drink the whole peetage team under the table.

13.  Word Association.  Mention the first thing that comes to you when you hear:

TimmyPoopers=not TimmyPoopers, TimmySunshine and Lollypops.
Carl= big pussy ------------   someone remind me to challage Carl in arm wrestling.
The cell door slam shut= Not again             [Damn It]
This is Sergent Schmidt, are you the parent or guardian of Timothy Paul Marken=  Someone barrowed my Car it was not me.
That awful rap music= it is getting bad i like more techno and trance now.
Why don't you do something about that hair= I like my hair wait till u see it at peetage next year.

14.  Who is your favorite former Peatage player? (Ex: Lorne, Kyle, Scott,
Jeff, Jeff, Gary, Ritz, Jimmy "airwolf" Moore, Craig, Jason, Anthony, Mark (Scott Krimm's brother in law))

Jeff Elsworth great player one of the originals

15.  Has Tim Marken ever:

Beat up Carl= everyday and twice on Sunday.... or is that his mom
Gone 1 month without going to court= Never  Im still going strong
Actually played a game for Peetage=yes i have back in the day when it was really Peetage
Just wanted to dance=  My names not Dane Cook

16.  Are you an east coast gangster or a west coast gangster? 

Im from the D, everbody loves Detroit its in the middle.

17.  If you were stuck in an elevator and could have 2 teammates with you, who would they be and why?

Anthony to make some jokes out of the whole situation, and Carl to rip the doors off the elevator so we could get out.

18.  If you could be Carl for a day, what would you do with yourself and to others?

Have you ever seen the movie Unbreakable, yeah somthing like that.

19.  Tell us one thing about yourself that the team doesn't already know. 

I almost got hit with a baseball when Jimmy Moore was playing helicopter, because Cary Jagoz was beat him up.

20.  Did you enjoy your 20 questions Tim Marken? (Also use this space to say anything you want or plug your stuff/website/merchandise.

No more comments i tried to rip on everyone equally, sorry if u got left out.  I don't really mean anything bad i have said, i love the whole peetage environment, and hope to see u all at the next peetage season.  [ Including Anthony C.]