WITH SCOTT MATUSICKY
Scott
Matusicky he only holder of the Bogart Award has completed a 20 Questions
interivew. Scott played 4 games for us back in the day and also purposely
dropped 4 balls in one inning. What a great guy huh. Read it for yourself right here as Scott gives us the real deal!
1. I bet neither of us thought you would be doing an interview for the
team. Mostly because you're the only holder of the
Bogart Award which of course you earned by playing only 4 games and then
leaving to team for your frat. So tell us what persuaded that
decision?
I didn't feel worthy to play on a team with such talent.
2. When were you first introduced to the team
and what did you think?
About 3 years ago I believe. I thought that there should have been
topless women at the games and practices.
3. What past baseball experience do you have?
I played Livonia Travel and hit a double off of Ryan Anderson now
pitching in the Mariners farm club.
4. On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being someone that "rubs" and 10
being full peetage, rate the following players:
Casey O'Neil= 9
Matt Marken= 9
Tim Marken=3
Eric Shultz= at baseball, 10
Daryl Strawberry= 1
5. Your stats are as follows. 4 games, 12 at bats, 2 runs scored, 3 RBI's, and a batting average of .583. What
do you think your biggest accomplishment was during your time on the team?
I think actually getting home without a flat tire
6. You are mentioned on the stats page as well as the Notes from under
the blue hat article every month. But why don't you have a profile on our
roster page with the other former players?
Have never visited the site.
OK just did. I am not that interesting.
7. Finish these sentences:
The best thing about our website is the spelling of the word Peetage.
One time when no one was looking I itched my sack.
The word Peetage really means too much pubic hair in the female region
I'm allergic to cat's but I still have them because I don't
like it when they get killed, so I keep them.
If I had one wish I would wish for an end to world peace.
8. You were there playing video bowling at the Farmington Hills Ice Arena
when the word itself, Peetage, was actually created. Can you give us your
memories of that moment?
Um, I thought I was playing Golden Tee and since I was shooting 300's, I
thought that I sucked. Oh yeah and hiding stuff from the concession stand
in the fire extinguisher box.
9. How on earth did you get the nickname Shaggy? I thought Scrotum
was working out well.
Pretty much the entire free world calls me that at school. The
nickname spread like herpes and my Scrotum fell off.
10. Team member Matt Marken sports the initials of the late great Jeremy
J. Schmidt on the arm of his jersey. Tell us a great story about our dear
friend.
A real long time ago I seem to remember a sleepover at his place.
Playing soccer in his front yard and being afraid of his dog. I still
think about Jeremy a lot.
11. What do you remember about the following years:
1978= my first poop
1979= Getting dropped on my head, Thanks dad.
1989= Getting hit in the face with a football
1997= Getting hit in the head by Marken with a raquet
2002= my last poop
12. Did you think Coach Washka wanted to bone you at
Absolutely not. he prefers the sauna.
13. Make up your own question and answer it here.
About 13 inches
14. If you were stuck in an elevator and could have 2
teammates with you, who would they be and why?
My girlfriend and Liz Machniak's cousin.
Oh wait teammates, don't make me choose.
15. Who is your favorite former Peetage player and why? (Ex: Lorne, Kyle,
Scott, Jason, Anthony, Craig, Jeff, Jeff,
I am going out on a limb and say Jeff because I think that is my brother.
16. Has Scott Matuisky ever:
Danced the funky chicken= If memory serves
Thrown snowballs at the blind kids= only the chinese
Been sick for 245 days straight= still hold the record
Looked at the Pesis sign and say "Why not me"= not
lately but yeah
Just wanted to dance= not naked!
17. Tell us one thing about yourself that the team doesn't already know
I have a third nipple
18. If you could be Carl for one day, what would you do with yourself and
to others?
Try as hard as I could to get laid (Just kidding). I'd probably
drink a lot of beer and bang as many chicks as I can.
19. Word Association. Mention the first thing that comes to you
when you hear:
Magnets=refrigerators
The big show= raisin bran
Bogart= pool and food
The hop in=choco tacos and yoohoo
Steve's Pants!= Holy geez make the bad jeans stop!
20. Did you enjoy your 20 Questions Scott Matuisky? (Also use this space
to say
anything you want or plug your stuff/website/merchandise.)
Brought back a lot of memories.
And I won't let anyone PLUG MY STUFF.
Peace.