WITH
RYAN MOLLOY
What?
Ryan Molloy? That's right. We pulled out all the stops this
off-season and hunted down Ryan Molloy to do 20 Questions. You might
remember Ryan as that one guy.
1. Who is Ryan Malloy anyway and what are his future baseball plans?
First and Foremost its Ryan Molloy, where did you get that "a"
from anyway. My close friends often reguard me as the best all-around athelte
that they have ever known, but i like to think of myself as a lover not a
fighter.
2. You've known former Peetage star Pat Morgan for a while now.
What we really want to know is what is the strangest thing you've seen Pat
eat? Was it the smashed cookie in the hallway, or maybe that twizzler in
the puddle of motor oil?
I will say that the twizzler in the puddle of motor oil was
strange. But Pat has done much worse... we were at Dennys one night and
he thought that it would be funny to eat an entire 12 oz bottle of
mustard. After that was gone he proceeded to take the mustard fron the
other tables pour them into his glass, with the remains of a orec shake still
in it, mix in some sugar and other random condomints and drink the concoction.
3. When were you first introduced to the team and what did you think?
I was first introduced to the team in the summer of 2001, 2001 what a
summer. The team is stock pilled with some of the nicest guys ive ever
known, and a very sexy combo up the middle; J-Bun and Ciatti.
4. What past baseball experience do you have?
Ive played baseball since i was about 4, my recent accomplishments
include many records at Annapolis H.S.
Includind most innings pitched, and the only person to pitch 10 innings in one
game, 164 pitches, thats right kids.
5. On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being Steak n Shake and 10 being Ram's Horn,
rate the following players:
Im not really sure which one of these is supposed to be good. Im going
with Rams Horn as being better. Steak and Shake service sux.
Pat Morgan= 10 not for skill but comedic value
Anthony Ciatti=13 for skill, sex appeal, and giving me a ride to
the games
Crazy Carl Buchin= He can have as high a number as he wants, just
dont hurt me
Mark McGwire= 7 im not really a big fan
Barry Bonds= -10 i hate this guy if he fell off of the face of
the earth i wouldn't eve think twice.
6. You have no Peetage awards on our history page. Do you suck or
something?
Its true i suck, but my mom says that Im good. Remember i played
Baseball not Softball its a whole different world out there i just need some
time to come around. Let me also mention that I RUN CC in College and
more often then not I run 10-12 miles before I go to the games.
7. Your stats are as follows: In the summer of 2001 you played 6
games, had 18 at bats, and an average of .444. How did you not make it
into our hall of fame?
I pretty sure that the people who vote for the hall of fame just dont
like me. Im so sad why dont you like me, please give me a chance im sure
that we can be friends.
8. Finish these sentences:
The best thing about www.peatage.com is that it has 20 questions with
Ryan Molloy on it
Sometimes when no one is looking I fill my roomates rubber boots
with cottage cheese
I wish I could return to the team because i enjoy the company
Pat Morgan can unhinge his jaw and eat a whole turkey because he is
realy an alien from a distant planet.
If I had one wish I would wish for a girlfriend that doesnt live
100 miles away.
9. What did you enjoy most about being on the team?
Well we wern't the best team but we were the sexiest, and im sorry but
without me the team will not have as much raw sex appeal.
10. Even though you have no awards you are mentioned on our stats page as
well as the Notes from under the blue hat article every month. Does that
make you feel special?
It makes me feel so special, i just want to thank my mom and my dad, and
everyone else who has supported me.
11. What do you remember about the following years:
1980=I have no memory before May 2nd 1981
1989=I moved from the lovely city of Dearborn, east Dearborn that
is to the city of Dearborn Heights
1997=I learned that sitting at home watching old movies with my
mom all weekend wasn't the cool thing to do.
2001= I had a really great day on March 23 of this year, those who
know me best know exactally what im talking about, if you want to know call me.
And the GLIAC champoniships
2002=Im finally going to get my GLIAC championship ring.
12. Why are you not honored with a profile on our roster page with our
other former players?
You know what thats a really good question, why wasn't I honored with a
profile, thats fu*%#@ up, this is Bull s!#$. Just messing. I have no idea.
13. Tell us about an embarassing story about yourself
I really dont have any embarassing stories, im not embarassed easilly.
14. If you were stuck in an elevator and could have 2 teammates with you,
who would they be and why?
Nothing against the rest of you guys but im going to have to go with PAT
and ANTHONY, because the are two of my best friends, people who i can really
count on. And Pat could probably eat his way out of an elevator in under an
hour. FYI i was trapped in an elevator before,more than once.
15. Who is your favorite former Peetage player and why? (Ex: Lorne, Kyle,
Scott, Jason, Anthony, Mike, Ryan, Craig, Jeff, Jeff, Gary, Ritz, Jimmy
"airwolf" Moore, Mark (Scott Krimm's brother in law))
Im going to have to say that im my favorite former Peetage player.
16. Has Ryan Malloy ever:
Hit for the cycle= Nope I was close in Baseball once.
Been bitten by Pat Morgan= If Pat hasent bitten you then your not
really his friend
Pondered a Peetage return= For the right price ill play anywhere
Posted comments on our message board=no should I
Just wanted to dance= Sometimes you just feal the music and before you
know it your dancing.
17. Tell us one thing about yourself that the team doesn't already know.
Does everyone that I am currently a male model. And my Girlfriend is
probably the coolest hottest person that i have ever met.
18. If you could be Carl for one day, what would you do with yourself and
to others?
Its sad to say but i think that i would find myself and try and kick my
ass and get beat up by the real me, so that everyone would think that i was tough
when I wasnt Carl anymore.
19. Word Association. Mention the first thing that comes to you
when you hear:
The Revolution= yup the revolution
Peetage= what the hell is a peetage, anthony said something about
balls in the mouth, that sick
Old tyme cream soda= good clean fun
Balls= my uncle only has one
Tim "The Catman" Orow= do i really need to say anything.
20. Did you enjoy your 20 Questions Ryan Malloy? (Also use this space to
say
anything you want or plug your stuff/website/merchandise.)
I enjoyed the 20 questions with Ryan Molloy very much, check out me and
my CC team at WWW.wayne.edu.
Thanks for a great interview Ryan. Since you're such a faithful
peatage.com follower we will be sure to check out your website plug too.
It feels good to know the real Ryan Molloy doesn't it!