WITH GARY USHIRO
Who or what is Gary Ushiro? I know you all just said that. Well
here you go. Find out all the goodies on that one guy with a great name.
1. Who is Gary Ushiro? Did you even play for our team, or just
practice?
Thats me, 36 years
old, student and employed, my hobbies are golfing, biking, drawing, and
watching the Steve Harvey Show and single.
2. You don't have a Peetage profile or even a mention on the history
page. Although, you are mentioned every month in the Notes from under the
blue hat article. How do you feel about that?
Honored and special
3. When were you first introduced to the team and what did you think?
2 years ago, and a tough team.
4. What past baseball experience do you have?
High school and not very good.
5. On a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being a broken egg and 10 "ruling",
rate the following ball players:
Matt Marken=10 rules
Carl= 10
Nomo= 10
Caseyo4= 11
Lorne Trupiano= 1
6. Why is it that an icon like
Does not deserve one.
7. Tell us one good story about working with Casey and Lorne. Did
you guys ever spit in the food and cause shenanigans like that?
Once in band camp .......and they lived happily ever
after. Never spit intentionally on the food, I remember once a pencil
lead flew in a whole pot of cheese soup YUMMY!
8. Finish these sentences:
The best thing about our website is the moving pictures
I think Peetage really means some type of futuristic
food nutrient.
Once when no one was looking I spit on Casey's lunch.
Matt plays golf like no one i have ever seen play golf.
Casey golfs with anger because his balls are always
dirty.
If I had one wish I would wish for Peatage to win the
season.
9. Does
depends if it is a 69 position.
10. What are your 3 favorite things about Peetage?
Teamwork, Coaching, and Matt rules.
11. If you were stuck in an elevator and could have 2 teammates with you,
who would they be and why?
Casey and Matt because they would make me kill myself
and then i wouldnt worry about being stuck.
12. What do you remember about the following years:
1965=born
1975=born again
1985=employed
1995=did drugs dont remember that year
2002=unemployed
13. Who is your favorite former Peetage player and why? (Ex: Lorne, Kyle,
Scott, Craig, Anthony, Jason, Jeff, Jeff,
Me because my shins still hurt.
14. Has
Got a hole in one=not in golf yet.
Rock and rolled all night and partied everyday=yes
Gotten to the tootsie roll center of a tootie pop=in
two licks
Pretended to be an Iron Chef while watching the show=pretend
I am the Iron Chef
Just wanted to dance=yeah in a thong and dollar
stuffed in it
15. Tell us one thing about yourself that the team doesn't already know.
I have a tattoo of pooh bear.
16. If you could be Carl for one day, what would you do with yourself and
to others?
What does Carl do with himself, I would be nice.
17. Word Association. Mention the first thing that comes to you when you
hear:
BAM= Bam
Peetage=spread
Shenanigans=hob nobs
Tim Orow's cats= are gay
Monkeys= ass
Nads= ouch
Monkey nads=ass ouch!
18. What are you plans for the off season? Are you hoping to get
signed again?
make money and no, my shins hurt still.
19. So, does Gary Ushiro really "rule" like everyone says?
if you say so
20. Did you enjoy your 20 Questions
anything you want or plug your stuff/website/merchandise.)
Yeah sure did, but my dinner got cold dammit!
Hey everyone I am back to work finally, but send me some money to help a man
down on his luck.