WITH CARL BUCHIN 11/1/01

1. How much can you bench?

Last time I benched was two months ago, and that was 215

2. When were you first introduced to the team and what did you think?

Came to watch matt play before hockey practice. Then was a sub, and eventually became a starter.

3. How many people have you beat up this week?

None, yet.

4. On a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being a never was and 10 being as stellar as Matt, rate the following ball players:

Earl=
Barry Bonds=8 lets face it, he's a good ball player but a brutal human being
Mark McGwire=9 has enormous presence at the plate and in the infield
Scott Matuisky=0 doesn't have what it takes to play the game, at any level
Shoeless Joe Jackson=WHO???
Jacketless Jeff Wade=8 quick hands, consistent bat. great leadoff hitter

5. What past baseball experience do you have?

While growing up in Livonia, i played in the Livonia jr football league until 7th grade, then made the transition to hockey

6. Did your stint in Ultimate Fighting Championship prepare you for your Peetage career?

Next question.

7. Finish these sentences:

Carl Buchin's rein of terror will be renamed due to the events of 9-11.
The best thing about our website is the message board
This one time when someone pissed me off I dragged them out of their car and punched them twice for hitting my truck and then driving off
When I last committed a crime, I had no choice but to give me a break
If I had one wish I would wish for world peace.

8. What do you remember about the following years:

1978=screaming, yelling, seeing a bright light for the first time
1988=pistons losing to the lakers, redwings getting beat by gretzky and the oilers
1996=leaving the building known as Howell High school
1999=Playing hockey for the Eastern Michigan Eagles and beating pennstate in their own building
2001=Osama bin Laden. chicken shit mother fucker!!!

9. Has Carl Buchin ever:

Knocked someone's teeth out=close but no cigar
Really envisioned himself as a butterfly=no
Been in a hockey fight then someone else gets a 3rd man in call=thanks matt
Acted in a screenplay=currently and in grade school
Lost at Michael Jordan indoor basketball=matt cheated
Cried=when my good friend Jeremy J Schmidt died. God rest his soul

10. How did you earn the nickname "Crazy" Carl?

The hockey team at eastern gave me that name. Cannot tell you why b/c i would be forced to harm you

11. Word association. Mention the first thing that comes to you when you hear:

Max out=patience for t poopers
Fly out=Philippe, sorry.
Nads=yes, I have two
Danger Ranger=death machine
Booty call=
Laura Kelley=migraine headache
Jelly nipples=tiki bob's cantina

12. What do you like most about being on the team?

fun playing softball then going to eat afterwards

13. What are your plans for the off season this winter?

continue school and resume play at eastern in winter 02'

14. Does it feel rewarding to be the team bad ass?

not really. I am not too big on intimidating people

15. Tell us one thing about yourself that we don't already know.

chicks like my eyes, and.......

16. If you could have 1 robotic body part, which part would you choose and why?

robotic spine, that way i wouldn't have to worry about spinal injuries that cause paralysis

17. Will you be scheduling your classes around Peetage next season?

that is too far away, hopefully it'll work out

18. List your top 5 girls of all time.

Melissa Hochreiter- Howell
Lindey Phelps - L town
Laura Lesko- OHIO
Natalie harris- L
Brenna Norris- EMU

19. What's your deal with disappearing? Where do you go, and who do you do?

I am usually located in the library or at work

20. Did you enjoy your 20 questions Carl Buchin? (Also use this space to say anything you want or plug your stuff/website/merchandise)

I had a jolly good time. Hope to do this again sometime soon


You will do this again sometime, after all the players have been interviewed look foreward to a Rewind with Carl Buchin. Anyone else that would like a rewind can do so too. Enjoy fockers.