WITH JIM BRADOW 11/28/01
1. It was great seeing you at Tim
Orow's party. Although in recent seasons your presence has been
missed. Where were you and what were you doing?
I was working and doing the school thing. Pippin' was my night
job.
2. When were you first introduced to the team and what did you think?
I was introduced back in the St. Colette days, we kicked some
butt. We could beat 10 year olds.
3. You've won the comeback player and also spirit award twice. What
title are you looking to get your hands on next?
Not sure, you have to get a feel for the season and how your performance
is.
4.On a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being a foot locker customer and 10 being an all
star,
rate the following ball players:
Barry Bonds=7(he is mean)
Mark McGwire=8 (he is to stuck up)
Carl Yastremsky when he had the big side burns=0 (I have no idea who
this is)
Carl Yastremsky when he had no side burns=see above
Jeff Ellsworth=LOL 10, he is my hero
5. What past baseball experience do you have?
ah, T-ball count?
6. Has Carl paid you for those bowling shoes yet?
YES!!!! IT took about 9 months, I figured he was trying to save
money for his kid that he had.
7. Finish these sentences:
The best thing about our website is it is there
Sometimes when no one is watching when I screw there mom
Once when I was bowling I Hit on some chicks.
These horses don't run LIKE THEY USED TO!!!
If I had one wish I would wish for Chef's salty balls
8. Is there any truth to the rumor that you once gave Matt a pair of
shoes for 20 bucks and cut Mike O'Neil a huge deal on spikes?
Yes, I did.
9. You've been a chemistry student for about 10 years now. Have you
noticed anything wrong with the chemistry of the team?
I feel that there is a problem on the team, the chemistry is good,
however if there was a reduction of a certain "Chemical" then the
team would be 100% pure.
10. What do you remember about the following years:
1979=my mom's butt
1989=The end of the 80's BOOOOOOO
1994=Didn't I start HS? I don't remember!
1997=I almost got laid, LOL THAT IS FUNNY!!!
2001=I was voted as having the largest Penis in the world!!!
11. If you were stuck in an elevator and could have 2 teammates with you,
who would they be and why?
Laura Kelley and Matt Markin, well...hummm...ya....you got it!
12. What are your 3 favorite things about being on the team?
The fun, the yelling, and the crap casey puts up with from certain
people(evil duers you know who you are)
13. Who is your favorite former Peatage player? (Ex: Lorne, Kyle, Scott,
Jeff, Gary, Ritz, Jimmy "airwolf" Moore, Craig, Mark (Scott Krimm's
brother in law))
GO MR.KELLEY!!!!
14. Has Jim Bradow ever:
Ripped off the elderly at foot locker=No
Not been the life of the party=No
Drank 8 large cokes when eating pizza with Matt on Saturday mornings at foot
locker=Yes
Just wanted to dance=HELL NO, ask Jen that one.
15. Tell us one thing about yourself that the team doesn't already know.
I am a large man, not fat, just large.
16. If you could be Carl for a day, what would you do with yourself and
to others?
I would get ALL THE CHICKS!!!
17. Word association. Mention the first thing that comes to you when you
hear:
Hey man=The "Chemical"
Hail to the chief=Jim Schultz
Are you sure you don't have this in another size=Penis Ring
Oops Jim spilled the sulfuric acid again=where the hell is that beaker?
The crack of the bat=Run nigg*r RUN!!!
18. What are your plans in the off season this winter?
Work, school, Jen, bout it
19. Are you an east coast gangster or a west coast gangster?
WEST coast 4L
20. Did you enjoy your 20 questions Jim Bradow? (Also use this space to
say anything you want or plug your stuff/website/merchandise.
Yes it was fun, I would like to promote morphus for all your porn
needs. Just like to thank Matt for letting me in on this. And
lastly, I would just like to say, Hey man, can't we just get along!
Thanks,
Jim Bradow