You
wanted the best, but they didn't make it. So here's 20 Questions from
former Peetage linebacker Brad MacDonald!
what up man, here are my answers matey
1. It's been a while since we've heard from you. Tell us what
you've been up to and if you're playing ball anywhere else.
Ive since retired from baseball and sports in general and have taken up
the xylophone, and i have formed a trip hop/acid latin fusion quintet with
anthony ciatti and various Pashtun Tribal leaders.
2. When were you first introduced to the team and what did you think?
I was first introduced in 1983 in Colombia , during a top secret, covert
commando raid into the drug czar Antonio Ciatti's underground complex south of
Bogota. The local tribal leaders spoke of an individual from the north of
Livonia known as Casey O'Neil who i became familiar with during the Bolivian
Campaign in "87.
3. What past baseball experience do you have?
8 years in the Montreal Farm system back in the early '90's and 2 years
professional cricket in Sri Lanka.
4. On a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being a little boy playing soccer and 10
being an expert bagpipe player, rate the following ball players:
Mark McGwire= 10
Barry Bonds= 1
Kyle Galan= 10+
Matt Nokes= 1111
Brad MacDonald= $$$
5. Your pre-game meal is cream of mangled dog??? What's up with
that?
Since the publication of that information I have become a vegan and my
diet consists solely of soy products and wild rice.
6. You were the rookie of the year in the summer of 2000 and you captured
the hitters award in that same season. When you left the team your
batting average was .600! How did you do it?
Andro
7. What were your 3 favorite things about being on the team?
groupies, sexy teamates and harassment of steak and shake workers.
8. If you were stuck in an elevator and could have 3 teammates with you,
who would they be and why?
Matt Marken. Hes a sexy boy. Anthony Ciatti because of his colorful
language, and Casey , because hes also a sexy boy.
9. Finish these sentences:
The best thing about our website is fart gas.
My nickname is maximus because maximum respect.
Sometimes when no one is looking I piss on the toilet seat.
The team should retire my jersey because if they don't I will come after
them.
My profile music is the old spice song because I am a rugged seafaring
nordic voyager
If I had one wish, I would wish for jim bradow's autograph.
10. Are you thrilled that you get an honorable mention on our history
page?
yes. I just peed my pants.
11. We heard you left the team to coach little boys running around in
tiny shorts kicking balls and trying to score. Is there any truth to
that?
No. i was in Nepal studying transcendental meditation with the hare
krishnas.
12. What do you remember about the following years:
1981= teeth
1989= Hot Beef
1995= smelly bum bums
1999= Cheese
2001= Richard Reid
13. It's been a while. Refresh our memory. Do you have a job and
what career plans do you have?
I live in 29 palms , california, and exist in a hippie commune.
14. Who is your favorite former Peatage player? (Ex: Lorne, Kyle, Scott,
Jeff, Jeff, Brad, Gary, Jason, Anthony, Ritz, Jimmy "airwolf" Moore,
Craig, Mark (Scott Krimm's brother in law))
Brad of course.
15. Had Brad MacDonald ever:
Hit for the cycle= Yes
Raw dogged a party guest= No comment
Caused shenanigans on our team message board= yes
Went a little crazy with that eye black that players put under their eyes to
keep the sun out and ending up looking like Gene Simmons from kiss= of
course.
Just wanted to dance= yes.
16. Tell us one thing about yourself that the team doesn't already know.
im a cyborg.
17. If you could be Carl for a day, what would you do with yourself and
to others?
dance and frolic in the springtime mist.
18. Word association. Mention the first thing that comes to you when you
hear:
Y2K= Tubesteak
Raw Dogg= hubcaps
7th inning stretch= go home
Real men wear kilts=mo mo mo
The Revolution= no comment
19. What are your plans in the off season this winter?
interpretive dance classes at the YMCA in Southgate.
20. Did you enjoy your 20 questions Brad MacDonald? (Also use this space
to say anything you want or plug your
stuff/website/merchandise.
Yes I did. Thats all