Once there
lived a reasonably well off nobleman. His house was better than
most, but a far cry from the palaces most nobles called their
homes. This didn't sit well with this particular nobleman,
especially since his great uncle had left a considerable fortune in his
house, locked tightly in a chest.
The nobleman
felt sure that if he could just open this chest, all the riches within
would buy him the status his title surely deserved. He set his
vassals and their servants to the task of opening that chest by any
means.
Weeks passed, but the vassals and their entire peasant retinues could not even budge the chest one inch from where it sat upon the floor of the nobleman's modest home. Desperate, the noble set a reward for any Aisling who could manage to release the riches from within the chest.
The first to
answer the noble's call was a mighty warrior, hefting a giant stone
hammer over one shoulder. He was smiling a confident smile and
assured the noble that the chest would be naught but splinters and
flecks of metal when he was done with it. The nobleman smiled a
grin to match the warrior's as the hammer was raised over the warrior's
head, and brought to bear upon the chest.
The pair's smiles quickly faded, though, when the hammer bounced off the chest, not even scratching the lid. Flustered, the warrior took out a smaller axe and started to chop away, but every blow was deflected off the chest, dealing no damage.
After a
time, the warrior grew so frustrated that he decided to heft the chest
to some remote canyon and toss it in, surely that would do the
job. As the warrior squatted in front of the chest, grabbing both
handles on either side, the nobleman tried to warn the warrior that a
legion of peasants could not even budge the chest, but the warrior
scoffed and started to grunt and strain.
A short while later
the nobleman heard a sickening popping noise and the Warrior fell to
the floor in front of the chest, screaming in pain, having failed to
even budge the chest. The nobleman sighed, and called for his
house medic to tend to the poor warrior's back and send him on his way.

Next to the noble's house came a wise and powerful monk, who assured
the nobleman that she would find the proper weak point to strike at the
wood of the chest, and it would surely buckle and fail when so
struck. The noble smiled once more as the monk sat in the lotus
position staring at the chest in deep meditation.
The kick was
masterfully performed, but the force of the blow was once more
deflected, sending the monk flying across the room and through a
table. The nobleman called for his medic once more and once more
sought someone to unlock this elusive treasure.
Next at the
noble's door was a wizened priest, who claimed that his deity had
spoken to him in a dream, telling him that the key to this chest was
merely mislaid, and if the god were appeased, the location would be
made
known. The noble smiled at this prospect of divine
intervention and invited the priest to stay with him, and ask after any
thing he may need.
In the weeks
to come, the priest kept eating the finest food, accepting tithes from
the nobleman, and spent much time in prayer. When the nobleman
finally got fed up with the priest's excuses of sub-par venison
offending his deity, he demanded the priest locate the key for him or
be thrown in irons!
The priest summoned many minions of his patron deity to search the small house from top to bottom, but succeeded only in making a mess. The nobleman was quite upset indeed and called for the local guards to haul this confidence artist off in irons.
Still
thinking the key was the solution to the chest, the noble next hired a
rogue who was most skilled with locks that lacked a key. The
rouge assured the noble that there was no lock that she could not
overcome, showing a series of hooks and bits of wire while bearing a
cheshire grin.
The noble
retired for the night, confident the chest would be open come the
dawn. But when the noble came down to the room with the chest the
next morning, he found only a flustered and unkempt rogue, swearing a
blue streak. Bits of metal and other roguely implements lay
strewn around the room. Clearly things had not gone well.
The noble asked the
rogue of her progress. She laughed a mad laugh and shouted about
impossibly perfect tumblers and springs. She suddenly stopped mid
rant and that cheshire grin returned to her face.
Upturning
her palm, the rogue produced a small bomb, which she placed within the
lock. The fuse was lit and the rogue laughed another mad
laugh. When the smoke cleared from the explosion, however, the
chest stood there still, as immaculate as ever. The rogue swore
again and stormed off in a huff.
Having tried all other options, the nobleman called upon a wizard to puzzle upon his dilemma. He fully expected the wizard would probably reduce his entire house to ashes in a mad fit in the struggles against this impossible chest, but there were no other options.
The wizard
took one
look at the chest, and smiled. The noble had seen this too often
by now, and began to plead with the lady to not level his entire house
with some potent magic. The wizard waved her hand over her staff,
uttering some cantrips, ignoring the noble's pleas. When she
finished her incantation, she swung her staff at the chest with minimal
force.
The noble was fully expecting the staff to bounce off the chest as all other assaults had done, but instead his jaw dropped in disbelief as the staff passed right through the chest.
Nodding to
herself,
the wizard began to chant once more. The nobleman barely managed
to string together a few words in his stupefied state when the wizard
cast her spell, and dispelled the illusionary chest.
There, on the floor below, sat a trapdoor. The wizard fished her staff through the loop and raised the trapdoor to reveal the glittering gold hidden underneath. The nobleman was still agape, but the lesson this wizard taught him was surely understood:
Things are not always what they seem.
The End