Once there lived a monk who wandered the lands, as heroes do, in
search of wrongs to right, injustices to correct, and people to
save. This monk happened across a village in his journeys, a
village full of the most apathetic and spiritless people he had ever
seen.
The monk wondered what plight
could have crushed the villagers' spirit so badly. He asked
around, but most were too lost in their haze to answer his
queries. Eventually he managed to piece together that this
village had been cut off from all their friends, family, and loved
ones. The narrow mountain pass that had once connected this
village to the neighboring lands had somehow become unusable.
Seeking to correct the problem
and lift the villagers' spirits, the monk set off on the overgrown
trail into the mountains. Sure enough, he soon came across a
mighty barricade of rocks. Scoffing at the villager's lack of
effort, the monk studied the barricade and began removing key
rocks. Soon the whole pile had fallen down into an easily
traversed mound.
The monk returned to the village
and told them their problems were over! The pass was clear once
more! The folk of the town simply continued their toils, ignoring
him and everything else. Frustrated, the monk spent the night
trying to convince one of the villagers to come and see for themselves.
By daybreak, the monk's anger
had risen to the point where he simply grabbed a villager and hauled
them up into the mountains forcibly. When the pair arrived at the
rock pile, the monk dropped the peasant and his jaw. The
barricade was back.
The peasant slinked back into
town. The monk decided to take more aggressive action this
time. Using his talents he began to pulverize each and every rock
into dust. The sun was setting when he finally finished his
task, so the monk returned to the village to rest.
Come the dawn the monk decided
to double-check the pass before abducting another villager. Sure
enough, when the monk arrived in the narrow pass the rocks once more
blocked the way through.
Someone was clearly rebuilding
this barricade, thought the monk. Using one mighty blow he
created a large gap in the barricade and continued down the pass to the
other side. Whoever was rebuilding the rock pile must surely lie
just beyond the mountains. Searching the area beyond the pass for
the malcontents who wanted to seal this village off proved fruitless,
however.
The nearest village on this side
of the pass was miles off and there was no sign of any encampment in
the area. The sun had set while the monk was searching, so he set
up camp on the far side of the pass, and roasted a nice floppy for his
dinner.
Come the dawn the monk returned into the pass. His heart sank when he found the barricade once more intact. Furious now, the monk began hurling rocks from the pile. When he had cleared the spot of all debris, he sat where the barricade had been and waited. He had had enough. Nobody was going to build another barricade here!
The monk sat, meditating all
day. Shortly after the sun set, his meditations were interrupted
by an odd rumbling noise. In the dark and echo of the pass it was
impossible to tell where the sound was coming from. The
monk took his stance and prepared to fight the fiends who were so
intent on destroying one town's happiness.
..Then the first rock hit his
head.
..and another.
Soon the rock slide down the
mountain had buried the hapless monk alive.
High up in the peaks, a Grimlok
Worker sighed a heavy sigh as it dumped the day's tilled rock down the
mountain. Day in, day out, always more rocks.
This Grimlok shared the lesson
the townsfolk of the village had accepted long ago:
Sometimes life's just a crushing bore. :P
The End