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Ness and Boxe Once upon a time, deep, deep in Canda, there lived a moose. The moose was vain. The vain moose's name was Ness. Ness liked his Canadian accent. Ness said "aboot" and "eh" often. He'd spend hours rubbing his horns on trees and loved to strare at himself in the river's water. Sadly, trees just didn't cut it anymore and Ness hated having dirty horns. And so, one day, Ness decided that a passing by fox's pelt would now clean his horns. The fox's name was Boxe. Boxe was not happy to be used as a horn cleaner. Boxe didn't like to be squished. And so, while he was being squished, he thought of a plan. He decided he would trick the moose. He was going to make the vain moose go deeper in the forest where the wood peckers were. "Eh! Mr. Moose!" Boxe said in his best Canadian accent, "I know a place where a lot of foxes are to shine your horns!" Ness stopped shinning his horns, eager to find more fox pelts, dead foxes or not. "All right! I will go with you. I want more fox pelts. YAY!" cried the moose. Boxe lead the jauntly singing moose, Ness, through the forest. It wasn't long till the woodpeckers all awoke due to Ness' lack of tune. They peeked out of their trees, eying his horns. The fox waited till the last minute before diving into a hole and all at once the woodpeckers attacked Ness' horns. Ness angerly [insert moose noise] at the woodpeckers. Within a few moments, his horns were reduced to mere stumps. That day Ness learned that foxes were not to be trusted and vanity was dangerous.
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