And there it is, the final result. 

We could not enjoy it for long because the janitors and York Security was soon on our tails.  And then began the long and arduous battle for supremacy.  We battled them for as long as we could but they out numbered us, 37 to 1.  Finally Gavin yelled, "Don't hate us because we are brown!!", for some unknown reason the beating subsided and they backed off! 

We then proceeded to regain our strength (we ate the curried goat we had packed in our Cargo pant pockets), and attacked them with the aid of our friends, Tinky Winky, La La, Po, and oh yeah we can't forget the miraculously appearance of Gashooooo, who, from the rafters descended and joined in the gruesome battle.  We were ultimate victors, and the Janitors and security commended us on a battle well fought.  They then lowered their heads in shame (all 74 of them)  and left the scene of YORK MADNESS, never to be heard from again (We assume they went home).

Gavin and I stood victorious, like the true warriors we are.

And there endeth our story of glory, courage and friendship.  We hope you learned a valuable lesson here.  Never try something like this unless you are willing to see it through.



Parting words of wisdom!
   

I would like to thank all my friends and enemies alike.  All of you thought and helped me learn more about life.  As for you Gav, you were the first person i met at York and it was a great ride while it lasted (not that kind of a ride you perv!!!!).
Thanks to all!  

Now that you know the extent of my (our)  madness and if any of you would like to renew your friendship or create a new bond with me, please send me $15.  In return you will receive, a monthly hug, an autographed semi-nude picture of me for you to carry around with you in your wallet/handbags.  Every 10th member will receive my banned in the USA video entitled, "Watch me Sweat".  Hurry now while supplies last.   Furthermore, your membership guarantees  the following:  I will come to your house and clean up your room for one full year.  I will even sing you a lullaby as you go to sleep.  All of this for the low low price of $15.
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