2) People dig my accent or hate it either one or both.

3) I don't have to try real hard to get a tan, I am blessed with one.

4) I have to put up with stares when I go to places like Peterborough etc...

5) My fluent grasp of the English language is a mystery to many.

6) I have to try a little bit harder than everyone else to fit in.(mad websites etc...)

7) Even if I bullshit about an Asian fact, people seem to believe me.

8) I can abuse people in more than three languages.

9) I have a tough time with undercover operations outside of the city.

10) People use small words when speaking to me.
 

12) Difficult to have a girlfriend of different nationality. 

13)  At parties I can make fun of brown people and get away with it. 

14) Impossible to prove to the cops that i am innocent

15) People always assume that i want to go to "brown" restaurants.

16) People are shocked when I say I hate a nice hot curry!

17) People think I love Cricket. 

18) People always turn down the airconditioning when I am in the room and appologizes for it  being so cold. 

19) Restaurant workers assume that i would like my chicken wings extra spicy.

20) Why is the brown guy blamed for everything.