The Moisture Scale or The Sleaze - O

Scenes and stories will be based on a
"Moisture Scale" of 1-10

1) As dry as a bad lay

2) You would probably get more enjoyment watching flies mate

10) So sopping that you are stuck to your seat and you can't get up for fear of making a suction noise

9) Dripping has escalated to sopping wet

8) Dripping from the accumulated moisture

7) Squishy kind of moist

6) Moisture is more apparent

5) Moist

4) Just about to bring you to that edge, but not quite

3) Just enough for a quick tickle

Judging is based on how well the scene has been put together.

-Is there a climax? And if so, how many?

-How was the climax reached?

-Euphemisms (my favorite part), how many different and colorful ways does the author describe parts of the male or female sexual anatomy?

-Are the characters talking dirty? If they are, what can they possible be saying that is so completely out of charater for them? Will it make you think differently about that shy little farm girl when she rips off her lovers clothes and screams, "I want you to F@(& me hard!!!!"

-Are there toys involved? What kind and how well were they used to reach maximum moisture levels?

-Does bondage find its way into the kink mix?

-How many times does one use the word MOIST---this is the most important part of all. How moist is the scene? How moist will it make the reader? and How moist are the characters? The more moisture, the better.