| "His Mighty Member" by XenaFan911 |
| XenaFan kindly presented this to me in an e-mail recently and has been on my back to review it. You see, she had written a story, a Xena Fan Fic, "Rebirth". I, like any good friend, took that opportunity and ran like hell through the streets and began my own little epic, thus ripping off, I mean, paying homage to her in an abomination called, "Afterbirth". So, in return, she had decided to rip off, of geez will I ever get it right? Pay homage to my little tale "Poetic License" and one of my favorite euphemisms the "Mighty Member". With this short PWP? XenaFan breaks down the door of the General Story room and parades the moisture around for all to see. XenaFan had written her first alt. PWP? Sparking the first ever Moist Review and The Amazon Sweat Hut was soon to follow. Now she has written her very first Gen PWP? and the occupants of The Sweat Hut are waiting impatiently for this Moist Review to begin... Let's break out the battering ram and open up the floodgates! Are you with me! Let's go! A very short PWP? but not short enough to leave you hangin' <g>. XenaFan pulls out the punches with eloquence and sensuality. --Did I say sensual? Wait a sec! Does this belong here? <takes a short moment to confer in the Sweat Hut> OK, the popular consensus, meaning everyone in there almost stoned me when I asked the question, says YES. Let's get on with it.... A classic Xena PWP? is here in our midst. Although, you don't get clued in as to who the characters are until the very end. She keeps these characters right in their very context, no game playing. This is how they WOULD act if this were a scene in the show. Which is what I like to see. Sex Scenes: 1. It's a PWP? isn't it? Moist/Moisture: 3. This is very slick and sweaty <g> Climaxes: 3. Hmm. XenaFan's going for that Multiple Orgasm Wild Card, ain't she? Kink Factor? None. This is straight forward, no toys involved, as easy as the Gods intended, SEX. Euphemisms? As the title suggests, this story revolves around, you guessed it, His Mighty Member. The Mighty Member in question is slick and hard. There are also breasts, moist warm folds, nipples, and my favorite in this one "Man Sacks". That was a creative one XF, gotta hand it to you. "He was able to look up just enough to see her swallow his load, a huge grin upon her face" --So soon into the story, we have the money shot. "She slid up his sweat-moistened body, her ample breasts grazing against his sensitive skin" -- And to be the first appearance of MOIST/MOISTURE in the Gen Room. "She found him looking at her and kept contact with his eyes as she slid him inside her moist, warm folds. He reached up to steady her hips as she began a ritual as old as time" --Song as old as rhyme. I can almost hear Angela Landsbury narrating this now. <shudders> "she continued her sensual ride" -- For some reason this takes me back to when a guy said to me, "Ride me like a Harley on a bad piece of road." Ah, the memories. "He concentrated on fixing Argo�s shoes, pushing himself to hang on for just a few more seconds�" --Remember, they didn't have baseball yet <g> XenaFan cums through for us no matter how short this story is. She would have cheapened it by adding in some more smutty details, but it kept the sleaze factor low and simple. Since it had been a very long time since I've read a M/F sex scene( which is rather tough to find in the Xenaverse--especially a good one), I almost forgot what went where. I was so used to seeing dripping folds and strap-ons, this was a welcome change of pace. That's right, TAB A goes into SLIT B. Got it. Well XenaFan911, you've made me proud. Now that the Sweat Hut is unoccupied <they ran off to raid a nearby village of their most virile studs> but they did leave me with the Moisture Meter. "His Mighty Member" by XenaFan911 breaks down the Gen door with a |
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