WHADUP WILMA?!

  I'VE BEEN WORRIED ABOUT MY FRIEND FRED LATELY. I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM FROLICKING IN THE YARD IN QUITE A FEW WEEKS. I STARTED TO THINK THAT MAYBE HE WAS HIBERNATING OR SOMETHING. HE DOES SUFFER FROM THAT PERSONALITY DISORDER AND ALL, SO ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN. THEN, THE OTHER DAY, I GOT THIS LETTER FROM SOME CHICK NAMED BAMBI. SHE STARTED THE LETTER BY RANTING SOME CRAZINESS ABOUT MESSIN' WITH BUCKS AND GETTIN' HORNED. SHE THEN WENT ON TO SAY THAT "DOE'S THE BREAKS!" I HAD NO IDEA WHAT IT ALL MEANT, SO I SKIPPED ON DOWN TO THE POSTSCRIPT. IT SAID, "I ALSO SENT SOME RECENT NAUGHTY PICS".

   WELL, IF A GIRL NAMED BAMBI FELT COMPELLED TO SEND ME PICTURES, I GUESS I SHOULD LOOK. SO, I CHECKED THE ENVELOPE AGAIN, AND OUT FELL THE IMAGE ABOVE ALONG WITH FIVE OTHER PICTURES. THERE WAS ALSO A POST-IT WITH A MESSAGE.

   HA, HA, HA! - SEE YOU NEXT SPRING... 

      ...PUNK!!!

  IT WAS SIGNED WITH A CARROT.

NEEDLESS TO SAY, I WON'T WORRY ANYMORE ABOUT FUZZY. UNTIL SPRING ANYWAY...

        P.S.- THAT WAS THE ONLY PICTURE I COULD SHOW HERE. THIS IS, AFTER ALL, A FAMILY SITE!

                 RIGHT??