What Up Cletus Jones??!!

I've been a little busy since tying the knot and all, but now I'm back. Lemme just tell you though...

...My hot little nurse and myself went on a luxury cruise for our honeymoon. After about 30 seconds on that big ol' boat, I realized that I was smack dab in the middle of stupid people hell. I had absolutely no idea they let people like that out of the country. If they were examples of American normalcy, no wonder the rest of the world hates us.

Seriously here folks, how can so many bonafide wackadoos walk around so happy all the time? There was definitely evil afoot somewhere.

But, somehow we survived the onslaught of shiny, happy people to enjoy ourselves. I got to hang out and visit with the local criminals on the island of Grand Bahama in their nicest ghetto "coffee shop" by the ocean. We swam with the sharks in Coco Cay, and I got to meet Steve Irwins new best friend Ray. We made a stop in Key West and I checked out all the local dead guys, and finally ended up back in Miami with close to seven hous to spare before our flight. So...

... I in my infinite quest for lifelong souveniers headed straight for South Beach to cop some ink. I first stopped by that joint that has it's own T.V. show, but they are now too big to accomodate us common ink hounds. I then cruised over to Ken Cameron's Lou's Tattoos to get some old school from the best. I walked in and was immediately accomodated by the one and only Janos.

 Janos hooked me up with a fond memento of my honeymoon.

        The above pictured anchor.

You draw your own conclusions as to why, but also notice what great art looks like.

        Until I Awake Again,

                        Tim