Wh@t Up Wackadoos!!

      I know you thought that I ran away with the circus, but your not that lucky. Today I went to a town-wide garage sale. Sounds kinda like some crazy easter egg hunt. I know. But,.... Where else can buy cheap used CD's and and a barely used mattress in the same place?

      While I was wandering aimlessly and rummaging through other peoples junk, I had a mindblowing revelation.

      I CAN'T STAND STUPID PEOPLE!!!!!

      I know that this isn't exactly a spiritual statement, but I'll shed a little light in order to not seem so mean.

People in general can all be stupid. I'm stupid for at least three hours every day. But, there are a certain breed of people who are stupid ALL the time. I don't mean ignorant, I mean DUH!? which way is my name kinda stupid. There's the guy that run from house to house at full speed in order to monopolize all the Matchbox cars. The guy parked in the middle of the street waiting for an acorn to fall off a tree so it doesn't hit his car. These are the stupid people I'm talking about.

      I know. I know. It still isn't very nice of me. I just can't help myself though sometimes. And, this is where my revelation comes into play. I had my idea copywrited next month so as to not have to share any credit with Fred the bunny.

      Here it is:

I bought a box. I stole a couple of stupid people, and told them to stay in the box until they found the light switch. They are to call me at the White House when they find it. That should keep them busy for a while. In the meantime, I'm on a mission to continue to collect stupid people. When the box gets a little too full, the second phase comes into play.

I'm going to have a garage sale! Only with a twist. I'm going to put out broken junk along with the Box O' Stupid People, and put a sign on the box. It will read "FREE PUPPIES WITH EVERY PURCHASE".

Then, when a stupid person comes along and buys someting, they can take a stupid person "puppy" home with them. It will be a match made in heaven. They can live stupidly ever after, and I'll never have to deal with them again! Stupid loves what stupid is. Ain't that right Forrest?

      Well, as I continue my quest to rid the world of all the stupid people, I'll continue to check in.

      REMEMBER,

         Fred says:

 Don't play leapfrog with a Unicorn. And, if anyone sees Peter Cottontail, let me know. He owes Fred $100, and I'm coming to collect.

               LATER!,

                   TIM

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