Batman met Superman on the street one day and noticed
that the Man of Steel's cape was torn and that he was covered with bruises.
When Batman asked him what had happened, Superman replied,
"I was flying around the city and spotted Batwoman sunbathing, lying nude and
spread-legged on her rooftop. I wasn't about to miss a great opportunity,
so I whipped out my manhood, flew down there, and landed right between the legs."
"Was she surprised?" asked Batman.
Superman replied, "Not half as surprised as the
Invisible Man."
