Confuscious say General...

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

Passionate kiss like spider web-soon lead to undoing of fly.

Virginity like balloon-one prick, all gone.

He who farts in church, sits in own pew.

Baseball all wrong-man with four balls can't walk.

Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.

Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.

It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.

Learn to masturbate--come in handy.
 
Virgin like balloon--one prick, all gone.
 

Confuscious say Girl...

Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.

Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip.

Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honourable discharge.
 

Confuscious say Man...

Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.

Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.

Man with holes in pocket, feels cocky all day.

Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.

Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.

Man with penis in peanut butter is fucking nuts.

Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.

Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.

Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand.

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.

Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.

Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

Man who run in front of car, get tired.

Man who sit on tack get point.

Man who run behind car, get exhausted.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who lives in glass house should change in basement.

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who sleep in cat house by day, sleep in doghouse by night.

Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.

Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.

 Man who masturbate in cash register come into money.

Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.

Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.

Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.

Man trapped in panty have ass in jam.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
 

Confuscious say Woman...

Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit.

Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.