March 2005
Editors: Haley Brown, Rosalie Lawrence, Katy Sutherland
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Lettider from the Editors:
Hey Everyone,
We hope you are all doing fabulous and are having a great month of March so
far. Thanks again to everybody who has sent something in for this issue, its
really helpful! Also, we would like to introduce to anyone who is not familiar
with it, a newish magazine written mainly by Sarah Sondossi called GLM.
Youll find the February/March version of it attached to the back of this
issue. If you would like to send your comments and feedback to Sarah, email
her at gottaluvglm.com. On that note, have a great month and dont let
this rainy weather get you down!
Best Wishes,
Haley Brown,
Rosalie Lawrence,
and Katy Sutherland
Homemade Horoscopes:
Pisces: Get your head out of the sand! By God you are not an ostrich!
Aries: Creating problems for yourself and others is a real nuisance.
Not to mention a hazard!
Taurus: Remember to live like a Chinchilla. Have no worries. Peace Out
Dude.
Gemini: Grammer oriented folks will be a quiverin when you come
ramblin by.
Cancer: Beware. Dont not be unaware. Yes I mean what I say.
Leo: Eating chocolate is like giving yourself a big hug. Go easy on yourself.
Little things can make big differences. Live your dreams. Savor every moment.
Virgo: Your life goal is calling to you. Keep your ears open at all times.
Libra: Remember that Libra and Libro mean different things. My point
is, that things are not always as they appear. Keep this in mind this month.
Scorpio: When life gives you a basket of oranges, make orange flavored
creme bruele. (Orange juice is unoriginal.)
Capricorn: You will have an opportunity to show off your mad skillage.
Dont mess it up.
Aquarius: Raise free-range emotions. Dont hide your feelings in
a cage. Be expressive!
NOTE: NONE OF THESE ARE MEANT TO BE PERSONAL IN ANY WAY.
Blah News:
Fundraising
Our fundraising plans are mainly on hold right now due to the
rainy weather, but look forward to some exciting new projects kicking off in
April. You might want to consider saving up some of your old junk for our upcoming
rummage sale. We are also thinking about a bake sale, so get your chef hats
out of the closet!
Survey
Thanks to everybody who participated in our semiannual survey!
We received some very useful input that we will take into consideration and
we really appreciate your honesty. If you didnt get the survey on your
email, please contact us and we will verify that we have the right email address.
So, without further ado, here are the results!
Green= Yes
Red= No
Blue= Neutral
Horoscopes: 7, 0,
0
Recipes: 3, 2,
2
Dreams: 7, 0,
0
Advice: 5, 1,
1
Contests: 5, 0,
2
Favorite Things: 4, 1,
2
Embarrassing Stories: 7, 0,
0
Comics: 7, 0,
0
Random Articles: 7, 0,
0
Reviews: 4, 0,
3
Things to Think About: 5, 0,
2
Elephant Art Enters Guinness Book

Eight Thai Elephants six by 2.4 meter painted
masterpiece was sold recently for 1.5 million (equivalent to 39,000 dollars)
to an elephant lover in the United States. This price set a record worthy
of the Guinness Book of World Records for the most expensive piece of elephant
art ever sold.
These elephants trained for years before attempting
their painting, entitled Cold Wind, Swirling Mist, Charming Lanna Number
One at the Mae Sa Elephant Camp in Chiang Mai, Thailand. They have
been taught by prominent painters and have been provided with room and board
along with seventy other elephants at the camp which has been in operation for
over eight years. The money from the painting will be used to pay for
all of the elephants care.
The painting itself (see picture above) is a pastoral
landscape and is done in a mixture of impressionistic and pointillism styles.
The original design was drafted by human artists and given to the elephant trainers
(called mahouts) who advised (who knows what that means!?)
the elephants in their color choices and style.
The elephant group, composed of four males and four
females, can paint both realistic and abstract paintings, and have an impressive
repertoire. However, most of their paintings are not being sold.
In fact, Cold Wind, Swirling Mist, Charming Lanna Number One was
not going to be sold until the outrageous price was proposed.
Sadly, there are only about 2000 wild Thai elephants
left and 3000 elephants in captivity. If further action is not taken,
all of the wild Thai elephants could be wiped out within fifteen years.
~Rosalie Lawrence
Information found at: http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/afp/20050220/sc_afp/thailandanimals_050220231955
Dream:
The dream was set in a Halloween Town type location. I was asleep in an old scraggly
eucalyptus tree when someone woke me up.
for some odd reason I thought the person who was waking me up was Tarzan. It
wasnt Tarzan. It was a girl named Willy and Willy looked an awful lot
like Rochelle.
She told me we had to go and she pushed me out of the tree. I landed on an old
woman who was holding a black cat. Willy told me to run so we did. We ran
behind a ragged old house where I found my little brother and a giant carton
of milk. He jumped inside the carton and popped out as Tona.
Willy and I said Hi! to Tona and she tried to eat us. So we
ran away to an underground mall where suddenly we were accompanied by Amanda
and Lucy. Amanda introduced herself as Edwina and Lucy said her name was Joyce.
We were walking around the mall parking lot when the old lady I fell on popped
out of nowhere and said to get off her property. She started to chase us
so we hid behind cars and bushes and then we ran into a carnival. In
the carnival we hid in a cotton candy machine. We were hungry so we ate all
the cotton candy and we turned into giant blobular versions of ourselves. The
old lady found us so we jumped out of the cotton candy machine and rolled down a
paved path. Willy and I shrunk but Edwina and Joyce rolled away into
a clump of bushes where they eventually deflated but meanwhile the
lady was still after Willy and me. we were our regular sizes so we had
an easier time moving around. We found a giant can and we jumped inside.
The giant can started driving, and I was flipping out. The can had
turned into an H2 and was driving all over the place. I turned to Willy
who was in the back seat. She assured me someone was driving the car so I turned
back to the driver seat and one of Santa's elves was driving the H2. He
couldnt see over the dashboard so he accidentally crashed into a
mountain. The mountain wigged out and exploded. Tons of milk squirted
out of the mountain. Then I woke up.
~Sarah Sondossi
Featured Items:
(these are a few of our favorite things)
Coffee Rio Candies
Coffee Rio Coffee Candies are delicious hard candies with the taste of sweet
coffee. They are great for gifts, or just for satisfying your sweet tooth. They
are available at Trader Joes.
~Flora Lawrence.
SoftSoap Juicy Melon:
This hand soap is probably the best-smelling stuff Ive ever owned. It
actually smells like watermelon, though it is kind of artificial since watermelon
doesnt actually have much of a smell. But I highly recommend this impeccable
sanitizing formula for all of your hand washing needs.
~Rosalie Lawrence
Recipe of the Month:

Shortbread Cookies
Ingredients:
Icing:
(For cakes or cookies)
Ingredients:
Reviews:

rent
Cold Mountain
This is a really sad, emotional Civil War story that actually really, really
good. It stars Nicole Kidman, who is one of the best actresses of all time in
my opinion, as well as Renee Zelwegger who is awesome. But this is definitely
only for those who enjoy crying during movies, and those who dont get
annoyed by historical fiction. Its also rated R, so this can
be a drawback for some of us. But I definitely recommend it to anyone who enjoys
tragic love stories. Theres some kind of intense violence, so if you get
grossed out by blood, I advise you to shut your eyes when the battle scenes
start!
Verdict: A
~Rosalie Lawrence