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Bandicoot Representative
Comes Forward
From: Dave Meggett - Team Representative
Bandicoot Team Headquarters, Tendo, upstate Nin.
In light of the recent comments by Mr.
Henney (spurred by W. Truitt), I ask that all team questions
and strategies be kept inside the organization. We are now approaching
one month until gameday, and the last thing we need is to let
plans leak out. This is (and has been) team policy for several
years, and will remain until proven inneffective.
The last thing this team needs is a public battle of words amongst
ourselves. (see: Boston Red Sox).
Lastly, In light of the recent anthrax scares, all game plans
(offensive and defensive) will be delivered by Mr. McMahon this
year. Therefore, if you recieve any express mail packages that
aren't accompanied by Mr. McMahon, please abort them and call
the authorities.
Thank You,
Dave Meggett
---- Mr. Meggett is a consultant and strategist hired from a
neutral employer. He has no interest or incentive in Cork Bowl
or its affiliates (other than his salary). The "Little Meggett"
was a once dominant kick returner for the New England Patriots.
He works through Tuna Consultant Agency, Inc.----
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