Bandicoot Representative Comes Forward

From: Dave Meggett - Team Representative
Bandicoot Team Headquarters, Tendo, upstate Nin.

In light of the recent comments by Mr. Henney (spurred by W. Truitt), I ask that all team questions and strategies be kept inside the organization. We are now approaching one month until gameday, and the last thing we need is to let plans leak out. This is (and has been) team policy for several years, and will remain until proven inneffective.

The last thing this team needs is a public battle of words amongst ourselves. (see: Boston Red Sox).

Lastly, In light of the recent anthrax scares, all game plans (offensive and defensive) will be delivered by Mr. McMahon this year. Therefore, if you recieve any express mail packages that aren't accompanied by Mr. McMahon, please abort them and call the authorities.

Thank You,
Dave Meggett

---- Mr. Meggett is a consultant and strategist hired from a neutral employer. He has no interest or incentive in Cork Bowl or its affiliates (other than his salary). The "Little Meggett" was a once dominant kick returner for the New England Patriots. He works through Tuna Consultant Agency, Inc.----


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