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Hello Cork Bowlers, Wow, I would like to take a minute and just thank the league for all that they are doing for me. It's an honor to have all of the attention that I'm getting, no matter how deserving it is. I'm very excited about Saturday and look forward to yet another exciting and entertaining game. I know that Chris Cork will put on a brillant performance and that others (who shall remain nameless) will have their usual poor game. However, that is what makes Cork Bowl great - some players stepping up and others sitting down. I was reading the Cork Bowl webpage today
and saw that Greg Howard and Reggie Truitt had made some crazy
accusations against me. Well, I'm above responding to such trash
and such trashy people. First of all, everybody knows that I'm
not able to travel more than an hour in a car, so I couldn't
have been in Indianapolis. By the way Greg, you have a friend
who is a gay stripper???? When you say friend, do you mean boyfriend??
As for Reggie making accusations about me and "Scoop",
well that's just crazy. I've met "Scoop" once and
he was a great guy from what I gathered. However, we all know
that I'm not gay. I honestly believe that Reggie is making these
accusations because he asked me out on a date and I turned him
down because I'm not gay. You would think that Reggie would be
nice to me because I have chosen not to testify against him in
the school's case against him. I will stand by that decision
because I'm a true friend and do not feel that Once again, I'd like to thank everyone for planning such a great dedication to me on Saturday. I look forward to it greatly. I'd also like to thank Chris and Greg for dedicating their performances to me. I know that one of you is capable of performing up to my standards! Sincerely, Kirby Newell #2 but #1 in your hearts |