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EPISODE NO. 297 - 298

THE FREAKS BASHING OF CHRISSIE IS LEAVING EVERYONE ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT JOAN'S TRUE NATURE. WILL CHRISSIE'S LOVE FOR ELIZABETH PREVENT HER FROM TELLING THE TRUTH?
"MAD" MAXINE DANIELS ARRIVES AND AFTER TRYING HER LUCK WITH JOYCE BARRY, SHE SEE'S JOAN AND IMMEDIATELY OBEYS, IT SEEMS MAXINE KNOWS ALOT MORE ABOUT THE FREAK THAN WE DO.
POOR OLD SUSIE IS HAVING A DIFFICULT TIME, BEING HELD UP IN "THE WORK FLAT" BY PIMP DES, MEANWHILE DONNA IS GOING COLD TURKEY IN WENTWORTH. BEA THINKS SHE'S GOT ONE OVER JOAN, BY MESSING UP THE STILL IN THE BOILER ROOM THAT LIZZIE HAD TOLD HER ABOUT. BUT BEA IS TOLD SHE'S NEXT ON JOANS "LIST"

WITH THE HELP OF MRS.MORRIS, CHRISSIE FINALLY RELENTS AND LET'S BRENDA AND DERECK TAKE CHARGE OF ELIZABETH.
MAXINE CONVINCES JOAN TO LET HER AND LIZZIE WORK IN THE GARDEN, BY THREATENING TO SPILL THE BEANS ABOUT QUEENSLAND (THE PLOT THICKENS!)
THANKS TO A FEW CHOICE WORDS FROM LIZZIE BEA TAKES DONNA UNDER HER WING, AND INTO HER AND DOR'S CELL. BUT AFTER A SLEEPLESS NIGHT, DONNA RAIDS THE DRUG CABINET AND ENDS UP IN THE POUND, WHERE HER ATTEMPTS TO BRIBE JOAN WITH SEDUCTION FAIL MISERABLY.
LITTLE SUSIE USES HER HEAD FOR ONCE AND CONVINCES A 'CLIENT' THAT THE POLICE ARE OUTSIDE, SHE OUTSMARTS DES AND FLEES TO JUDY'S HALFWAY HOUSE. SHE TELLS INSPECTOR GRACE ALL THAT SHE KNOWS, BUT WHILST HE GOES TO MAKE THE ARREST, DES FINDS JUDY'S ADDRESS. AFTER TRYING TO KNOCK JUDY OUT WITH THE STRANGEST KARATE CHOP IN TV HISTORY, JUDE SAVES THE DAY BY FIGHTING HIM OFF AND HITTING HIM WITH A TABLE (POOR SOOZ JUST FLAPS ABOUT LIKE A FAIRY.)

TOP DOG - BEA SMITH

BEA SMITH IS STILL 'ON TOP', IT SEEMS SO LONG SINCE SHE LAST HAD A CHALLENGE FOR THE TOP SPOT, THAT WHEN THE NEXT HEAVY COMES ALONG, I HOPE SHE STILL KNOW'S WHAT TO DO.
ALL IN ALL THOUGH, SHE'S PLENTY TO BE GETTING ON WITH WHAT WITH TRYING TO TOPPLE THE FREAK, SORTING OUT DONNA, ORGANIZING SOFT TOYS AND THE OCCASIONAL 'HANDS-ON-HIPS LECTURE TO CHRISSIE.
(A WOMAN'S WORK IS NEVER DONE)

CONTINUITY:
PICKY I KNOW, BUT MEG CLEARLY STATES THAT THE WOMEN CAN HEVE THEIR "LUNCH" WHEN WE KNOW IT'S REALLY "DINNER"

MISTAKES WILL NOT BE TOLERA-
TED, SHE'LL BE UP BEFORE THE V.J IN THE MORNING (STRAIGHT AFTER SUPPER!)

NEWEST TO STAND ON THE WHITE LINE:
MAXINE DANIELS
"MAD" MAXINE DANIELS IS SENT TO WENTWORTH ON CHARGES OF DANGEROUS, DRIVING, BEING DRUNK AND DISORDERLY AND ASSAULTING A POLICE OFFICER. IN HER FIRST EPISODE WE FIND OUT SHE IS A BIKIE, SHE KNOWS THE FREAK AND WILL ENJOY CALLING LIZZIE 'GRANNY'.

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