i may b busy in all da fings i do 

but i will neva 4get sum1 lyk u 

so im keepin in touch 2 let u no

ur in ma mind more often dan u no!

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roses r red 

violets r blu 

da wrld iz a mystery 

widout a frend lyk u

da rode may die

da violet may cry

but dis frend

will neva let a tear fall 4rm ur eye

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once upon a tym sumtin happend 2 me.it woz da sweetest ting dat eva cud b.it 

woz a fantasy ,a dream cum tru. it woz da day i met u.

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it's spring .da birds r doin it.d beez r doin it. shud we also do it?.......4get it .humans cnt fly!!

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i wnted 2 send u sumtin amazing, sexc ,funny ,sweet ,caring, gentle n 

buff.......but da postman tld me 2 get da fuk outa da letabox!!

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a line___________knows no limit, unless u put n end 2 it .i hpe our frendship 

iz a line dat runz______________(4eva)______________

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galilo = gr8 mind

einstein = genious mind

newton = xtraordinary mind

bill g8s = brilliant mind

me = master mind

u = neva mind!!

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a gift 4 u 2day, absolutely no cost, no batteries required, non textable ,silent performance, 	

xtremely personal n fully returnable.its a hug 4rm me 2 u.

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if i cud giv u a gift ,i wud giv u da ability 2 c urself as i c u , 
so u wud no how special u r 2 me.

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if eva in ur lyf ur very sad n lonely n feel dat u av
 lost evrytin, ill cum, hld ur hnd n tke u 4 a lng 	

walk on a lonely bridge............N SHOW U WER 2 JUMP!!!

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as tym goes on n da emptiness grows ,i miss u more dan ne1 nos. der iz a plce in ma hert dat iz 	

urz alone wich no1 else cn eva own.

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c ma msg?

nope?

now,cn u c?

not agen?

..................coz no words cn define how special u r 2 me

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1 msg recieved

1 cute frend sent it

1 lil shit iz readin it 

1 lil shit iz angry

1 cute frend smilin

1 lil shit stil readin it

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a gun cn kill sum1

fire cn burn sum1

wind cn chill sum1

n anger cn rage till it tearz u apart

but da power of ur smile cn heal a frozen hert

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ppl live, ppl die ,

ppl laugh ,ppl cry,

sum will try, sum will lie,

sum say hi, sum say bye,

otherz may 4get u ,but how cn i??

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on a silent nite wen frends r few, i clse ma eyez n fink of u 
.a silent nite, a silent tear. a silent 	

wish u wer hear.


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gud FRENDs r those hu CARE widout hesitations ,n hu LUV widout 
limitations, n hu REMEMBA 	

widout communicationN UR DEFIN8LY NOT 1 OF DEM!!

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gud person? dats u!

gud frend? dats u agen!

gud taste? dats u!

gud will? dats also u!

gud lukin?arrghh.............get lost!..............DATS ME!!!

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even tho wer far apart 

i no xactly wer u r..........

i evry second,

of evry day ,

ur....rite here in ma hert!

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u n i do it in bed.....

do it in d car....

do it stndin.....

do it sitin.....

but its best 2 do it lyin down.....

dnt we jus luv TXTIN!!

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i hve a lil demon flyin round wid a hmmer.each person it hits 
gets a lil bit of ma luv........i hpe he 	

	truly beats da shit outa u!

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god made coke, god made pepsi,

god made me so damn sexc,

god made rivers ,god made lakes,

god made u, well we all make mistakes!!

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even tho wer far apart ull alwayz b in ma hert rapped up ,
closed n put away ,in ma hert ull 4 eva stay.

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daily thought.........a silent tear.......a constant wish dat u r near......wrds r few.....bt thoughts r 	

deep.......memories of r frendship....ill alwayz keep.

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u cn neva chnge d past or cntl d future but u cn chnge d mood of d day by touchin sum1s.........

	"private part".........the hert

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ive opened an emotional bank acount 4 u in ma hert
.....deposit ur frendship in it n i will make 	

sure dat u recieve da interest 4 as long as im alive

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(",)pssssssst......yes u , da gorgeous 1 holdin da fone
.i can c u smilin(",)n guess wat ? sumtyms 	

u need 2 	lie 2 make a muppet smile!

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only da prophets way.....we hear n obey......r minds r put 
2 rest........dey dnt wnt 2 confess....ISLAM IS DA 	

BEST!

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a baby monkey asked his mum:"y r we ugly?"

mum sed:"thnk god we luk lyk dis,u shud c da person readin dis text!"

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if u luv me ,say it...if u trust me ,do it...if u wnt 
me ,show it...if u need me ,PROVE IT!

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roll it, poke it ,lite it n smoke it ,use a bit of homegrown ,
weed need thai stik ,ganja alwayz doz da trik ,rope 

dope ,mary jane ,smoke da shit n get insane!


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wen it hurts 2 luk bk...

n ur scared 2 luk ahed....

luk bside u ,coz ill alwayz 

b her 4 u promise



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ashes 2 ashes ,dust 2 dust, if it woznt 4 us galz ur thing wud rust

all u gals dat fink ur tuff .all ur stuff isnt ruff. all u fink u no da deal but its me n ma gals keepin it real


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roses r red , violets r blu

suga is sweet, n so r u

the roses r welted

the violets r ded

the suga blows empty

n so doz ur hed!

if ur leg woz easta n ur rite leg woz xmas.cn i meet u in between da holidayz??

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so sexc

so funny

so caring

so sweet

so intelligent

so gentil

so 4givin.......

ENUF BOUT ME ,HOW R U?


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let me draw ur face!

dont move

nearly finished

ok done!

wana have a luk?

****
'(@.. @)' 
  ,(--),

nyc face!

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u cn b....
.....a docta 

& save lives

......a lawyer


& defend lives

......a soldier


& protect lives
or simply

......b urself


A LONER HU NEEDS A LYF!

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gud luks catches da eye, but gud personality catches da hert......

ur blessed wid both!
flatterd.........?

dnt b, it woz sent 2 me , i jus wanted u 2 read it


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a psycological study has proved dat all fools & stupids, 
donkeys ,monkeys ,use der thumbs 2 read msgs
DONT CHANGE UR FINGER NOW! ITS 2 L8 :)

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police r lukin 4 a suspect hu is sexc ,horny,n gorgeous......
ur very fortun8 as dey have alredy elimin8ed u 4rm da search!

WER DO U FINK I SHUD HIDE?


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evryfing bout u iz so perfect

ur luks.........

ur smile.......

ur body.......

u realy r luky 2 hav been born so sexc

unlyk me,......hu woz born 2 b such a BIG FAT LIAR!!!!

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TRUE FRENDS SEE U TRUE.......
BELIEVE IN THINGS U WANNA DO........
FEEL GLAD WHEN UR DREAMS COME TRUE......
BEST OF ALL THEY DONT JUDGE U........
THEY SIMPLY LOVE U BECAUSE U R U.
	
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"I TRUST U" IS BETTER COMPLIMENT THAN 
"I LOVE U" BECAUSE U MAY NOT ALWAYS TRUST
THE PERSON U LOVE BUT U CAN ALWAYS LOVE
THE PERSON U TRUST........

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SANTA SINGH THROW HIS MOBILE IN SEA WATER AND
SHOUTIN "AAJA AAJA BAHAR AAJA".
MAN NEXT TO HIM:-WOH BAHAR NAAHI AAYAGA.
SANTA SINGH:-AYEGA AYEGA MERA "DOLPHIN" HAI .

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ACCORDING TO BABA REMDEV : 
"SUBHA SUBHA JO PANI PIYOGE GUNGUNA"
"SUBHA SUBHA JO PANI PIYOGE GUNGUNA"
TOH POT SEAT PE MILEGA  "BHAIYA UMEED SE DUGNA".

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TODAY HAVIN A PHONE WITHOUTWIRE IS FASHION...........
ONE DAY WILL COME WHEN HUMAN WITHOUT BRAIN
WILL BE A FASHION.....................
ON THAT DAY,MY FREND ,U WILL B A LEGEND................

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IF PEOPLE SAYS : YOU R A MONKEY,BE COOL........
IF PEOPLE SAY : U R STUPID,RELAX........
	
IF PEOPLE SAYS : U R CUTE,THENTHAPPARD MAARNA 
JHOOTH BOL RAHA HAI..........

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 IF MICROSOFT WINDOWS WERE IN PUNJABI.........
THEN : 
	SEND = SUTTO;
	FIND = LABHO;
	DOWNLOAD = THALE LAAO;
	DELETE = MITTI PAO;
	CTRL+ALT+DEL = SYAHAPA PE GAYA.......

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 <:,))))>< I AM SENDING U THIS FISH . THIS IS A SIGN OF 
OUR FRENDSHIP........DONT LET IT BREAK...PUT UR 
MOBILE IN WATER EVERY DAY SO THAT FISH 
WOULD NOT DIE.

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ARE DEEWANO  ....  NUJHE PECHANO ......
KAHANSE AAYA ...... MAIN HU KAUN?
		MAIN HU KAUN ?
		MAIN HU	
		MAIN HU
		?
		?
		?
	KI GAL HAI BHAI....NUMBER DEKH KE NAHI PATA CHALTA....

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SARDAR 2 HOTEL MANAGER : JALDI CHALO,MERI BIVI  KHIDKI
				SE KOOD RAHI HAI.........
MANAGER : WAT CAN I DO?
SARDAR : ABE KHIDKI NAHI KHUL RAHI........

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NEVER THINK OF THE PASTWHICH BRINGS TEARS.......
IF U THINK OF THE FUTURE IT BRINGS FEAR.............
SO LIVE IN THE PRESENT & DRINK CHILLED BEAR........

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	:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):) ...........
... I M SENDING U 24 
	SMILES , ONE 4 EACH HOUR OF THE DAYTO MAKE U ALWAYS
	SMILE ! HAVE A GR8 DAY............

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DARAWNI ANDHERI RAAT KE SANNATE MEIN EK BHOOT 
DOOSRE BHOOT KO BOLA.........
BHAI GHABHRA MAT...YEH
SAB TERA VEHAM HAI......YEH RAHUL-VAHUL KKUCH NAAHI 
HOTA.

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---------------------------------------------------------
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	PYAAR HO GAYA HAI MERE MOBILE KO TUMHARE MOBILE
	SE......ISLIYE LINE MAAR RAHA HAI..........

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IN THIS CRUEL WORLD ...IT IS VERY DIFFICULT TO TIND A 
TRUE,GOOD & TRUSTABLE FREND............
SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO.....................
DONNO LOOSE ME........... :-)

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ARZ HAI...............
ARZ HAI..............
ARZ HAI.............
ARZ HAI..............
AAPKO PAKANA  HAMARA FARZ HAI..................
WAH WAH!!!!!

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5 STEPS TAKENTO A LOVELY MORNING.............
1.CLOSE UR EYES
2.TEKE A DEEP BREATH
3.OPEN UR ARMS WIDE
4.FEEL UR HEART BEAT
5.SAY ,"MOM ITS TOO EARLY LET ME SLEEP"

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ONCE I GOT AN OPPURTUNITY TO BAT WID SACHIN,
I SCORED 40 & LIFTED MY BAT.......
SACHIN SAID ITS NOT 50 OR 100.....
I TOLD HIM DAT ONLY A STUDENT CAN UNDERSTAND 
THE VALUE OF SCORING 40.

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WXZWXZWXZWXZWXZWXZWXZWXZWXZWXZWXZWXZWXZ.......
MSG PADHA?
SAMAJH NAAHI AAYA...........
ULTA PADHO...........
ABHI BHI NAAHI AAYA.................
JAB SEEDHA NAHI AAYA TOH ULTA KAISE AAYAGA.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WHOSE COOL , ITS U.
WHOSE CHARMING,ITS U.
WHOSE SWEETEST,ITS U.
WHOSE SMARTEST ,ITS U.
WHOISE THE BEST,ITS U.
BUT WHOSE LIAR,THEN ITS ME.
	
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SARDAR WAS RIDING A HORSE.HE JUMPED THE RED LIGHT &
 POLICEMAN WHISTELED.THE SARDAR LIFTS TAIL & TOLD THE POLICEMAN 
"LEH AB NO. NOTE KARLE".

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THE HAPPIEST LOVESTORY EVER.....................
HE:WILL U MARRY ME?
SHE:NO.
& THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X  Y Z..........
..............
	OH MY GOD .... I MISS "U".
	
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if luv iz deep,y doz it burn?

if luv iz warm, y do we shiver?

if luv iz tender ,y do we cry?

if luv iz 4eva, y do we die?

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roses r red

violets r blu

monkeys lyk u

shud b kept in a zoo...

dnt b angry 

ull find me der 2

but not in a cage 

but laughin at u!!

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	t-mobile customer services: we mst inform u dat uyr breath iz interfering wid our 			

reception......so cud u plz purchase a pck of "wrigleys extra" immeadiatly!!!

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fallin in luv iz a sweet ambition

findin tru luv iz a lyf long mission

so tke ma advice

n follow da asian traditon.......

marry ur mumz ugly decision!!

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