"Let's All Go to Dragonland"

to the tune of "Time Warp" from Rocky Horror Picture Show

Max and Emmy stand and watch as Ord opens a closet filled with toys slowly.

Ord: It's amazing;

(rips feathers from duster)
Time is fleeting;
(points to clock in coffin)

Madness takes its toll.

{Cassie hisses}
But listen closely...

Cassie: Not for very much longer.

Ord: I've got to keep control.

(Ord leans back)
I remember

Doing the time-warp {"Kick! Kick!"}
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me

Ord & Cassie: And the void would be calling...

Dragons: Let's all go to Dragonland
Let's all go to Dragonland

Quetzal pulls down a sheet with a picture of a scale on it. He points to it with a baton.

Quetzal: It's just a wish on the scale.

All: It'll be all right.

Quetzal: And a shake of a tail.

All: Why don't you stay for the night?
If you want to fly through the sky
We'll all give you lift up high
Let's all go to Dragonland
Let's all go to Dragonland

Cassie: It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me.
So you can't see me, no, not at all.
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention,
Well secluded, I see all.

Ord: With a bit of a mind flip

Cassie: You're into the time slip.

Ord: And nothing can ever be the same.

Cassie: You're spaced out on sensation.

Ord: Like you're under sedation.

All: Let's all go to Dragonland
Let's all go to Dragonland

Wheezie: Well I was walking down the street just having a think
When this snake of a guy gave me an evil wink.
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change.
Time meant nothing, never would again.

All: Let's all go to Dragonland
Let's all go to Dragonland

Quetzal: It's just a wish on the scale.

All: It'll be all right.

Quetzal: And a shake of a tail.

All: Why don't you stay for the night?
If you want to fly through the sky
We'll all give you lift up high
Let's all go to Dragonland

Wheezie: Yeow!

(Wheezie tap-dances)

Wheezie: Yeow!

(Wheezie taps, spins, and crashes into the steps)

All: Let's all go to Dragonland
Let's all go to Dragonland

Quetzal: It's just a wish on the scale.

All: It'll be all right.

Quetzal: And a shake of a tail.

All: Why don't you stay for the night?
If you want to fly through the sky
We'll all give you lift up high
Let's all go to Dragonland
Let's all go to Dragonland
{collapse out of exhaustion!}

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