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| Three Red Buttons! |
| George Bush went to have a talk in Afghanistan, with the head of the Taliban. When he got there, Omar was sitting at one end of a long table. On Omar's chair, there were 3 red buttons. |
| Bush sat down at the other end of the table, and proceeded to tell Omar about all the trouble the Taliban was in, because of Bin Laden. |
| While Bush was talking, Omar pushed the first button on his chair. Out came a boxing glove, and punched Bush in the face. George shrugged it off, and continued talking. Omar started laughing. |
| Next, Omar hit the second button. Out came a boot, and kicked Bush in the shin. Bush rubbed his leg, and continued to talk. Omar fell out of his chair, laughing all the way. |
| Finally, Omar pushed the last button. It popped out a fist that hit Bush in the stomach. by now, George had had enough, and said "Enough with you crazy man, I'm going back to Washington." Omar just lay on the ground, laughing hysterically. |
| A week later, Omar was in Washington, to talk to Bush. He sat down in the Oval Office, and noticed Bush's chair had 3 red buttons on it. |
| While Omar was busy telling Bush about how horrible the American's were, Bush pushed the first button. Expecting to get punched, Omar jerked backwards. Bush started to laugh. |
| Omar continued his diatribe against the US, and Bush hit the second button. Expecting, this time, to get kicked, Omar shoved back from the table. Bush fell out of his chair, laughing. |
| Omar started in again, and Bush pushed the last red button. Omar jumped up, to keep from getting hit in the stomach. "You are crazy, American! I'm going back to Afghanistan!" To which Bush, rolled over, still laughing, and asked "What Afghanistan?" |
| - Author unknow |
| When ye wake a sleeping giant from peaceful bliss - think it not strange if you are crushed as a result! |
| - KEB |
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