1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping (Why wait?)
2. Thou shall not do drugs (alcohol lasts longer)
3. Thou shall not steal from K-mart (Walmart has a bigger selection)
4. Thou should not get arrested for vandalism (destruction has a bigger effect)
5. Thou shall not steal from your parents (everyone knows grandparents have more money)
6. Thou should not get into fights (start them)
7. Thou shall not skip class (take the whole day off)
8. Thou should not go to strip clubs (hooters has better food)
9. Thou shall not think about having sex (like Nike says... Just Do It)
10. Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street (leave them in the middle)
