FanFiction.Net v3.0 Browse | Just In | Directory | Columns | News | AuthorTitleSummary Log In | Register Misc Menu- Help- Flavors- TOS- Credits Home >> Games >> Final Fantasy 9 >> The Problem with Nailpolish storyid: 215301 Author: Kupo - G - English - Reviews: 311. Default Chapter2. The Problem with Nailpolish Part 2! AUTHOR'S NOTES: All of my my friends have been asking me for a sequel to my Problem with Nailpolish story. This all was created by myself and my friend "Dragonmaster" Alex in homeroom. There was a lot more (and ten times weirder) ideas, but I left them out for your own good. Trust me. Enjoy the fic! DISCLAIMER: I hate disclaimers. I don't own Lunar, Final Fantasy, McDonald's, Mickey Mouse, the Phillies, but I DO own the summoner soup. THE PROBLEM WITH NAILPOLISH PART 2 Kuja teleported onto the scene, scowling slightly. "Okay. Let's try this again. ZIDANE!!!!!" Zidane and crew (all of them this time) walked up to Kuja, Quina tripping on his/her tongue and falling flat on his/her face. Vivi stopped walking and looked down at him/her. (I'm getting sick of the backslash) "Umm.... Are you okay, Q-quina?" "Me okay!" Quina said proudly, standing up. Amarant folded his arms, making a digusted face as Steiner, dressed in a Moogle outfit, walked out. "Is that necissary, Rusty?" he demanded. Steiner made a pouty face. "But...but I fight better in this costume..." Beatrix groaned. "Not again... ugh." "B-but Beatrix..." Steiner looked hurt. "Sorry." Kuja cleared his throat loudly. The heroes all turned to him. "Are we gonna fight or not?" "Fight," Zidane said simply. "Okay. Um, Time to die everyone! MWAAHAHA!!" Freya automatically jumped high into the air. Amarant threw a Wing Edge at Kuja, Vivi cast a Thundara spell, Zidane drew his sword, Dagger prepared herself to heal someone, Eiko started to summon Fenrir again, Quina held up his/her fork with a "YUMMIES!", Beatrix disappeared (Ha! I didn't want her in this fic anyway!), and Steiner sat down, playing with the red thing on his head. Suddenly, a Moogle appeared on Eiko's head, breaking her concentration. "Mog!" she cried. "You're alive!" "Uh, Kupo. No I'm not, kupo!" Mog said nervously, and disappeared. Fenrir glared at Eiko. "You called?" "Hmm? Oh. I don't need your help right now," Eiko said. "Stop prank-calling me!" Fenrir growled. "Or I'll eat you. I swear." "Ok! I'll only summon you when I need you." "Good," and with that, the eidolon disappeared. Amarant suddenly looked aggrivated. "Dammit, I'm almost out of ammo!" he yelled. "When you run out, throw something else," Dagger suggested, healing Quina with Cura as she spoke. Kuja laughed. "Is that the best you can do?" Then he glowed bright white and dimmed, looking like his normal self again. "EEEK!! NOOOOO!!!" "Trances don't last forever, Kuja," Zidane taunted. A fire spell (Vivi) hit Kuja just then, causing his PERFECT hair to frizz and his lipstick to melt. In aggrivation, Kuja wiped the melted gunk off, applied a new coat, and whipped out a can of hairspray (from the same place the nailpolish came from) and flattened out his hair. As Eiko started to summon Fenrir again, he chucked the can at Vivi for causing the disaster. Vivi cast a fire spell and accidentally blew up the hairspray. Vivi, inhaling the fumes, coughed and threw his hands in the air, screaming, "K-KILL!" Amarant picked up Vivi (the poor little guy) and threw him a Kuja. Kuja ducked, causing our favorite little black mage to fly into oblivion. Eiko stared at Amarant, forgetting Fenrir once again. The wolf-like eidolon snarled. "What did I just TELL YOU!?!?!" he roared. "Umm...." Fenrir bit down on her arm, and disappeared, wondering what summoner soup tasted like. Kuja suddenly stared at Zidane in absolute horror. "Zidane... I've never noticed this before! You're a... FASHION DISASTER! Oh, my, you need a makeover RIGHT AWAY!" Zidane let out a "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" and attempted to run off, but was caught by Kuja. Dagger burst out laughing. "It's not FUNNY!" Bahamut, having been summoned, stared at Dagger. "Did you need me?" "What? Bahamut? What are you doing here?" she asked. "You summoned me." "I did not." "You did too!" "I did NOT!" "Did TOO!" "DID NOT!" "DID TOO!" "DID NOT!" "Ahem. Can we postpone the battle again? I need to fix up Zidane here," Kuja said, playing out what color lipstick would look best on Zidane. "Sure," Dagger said through clenched teeth, glaring at Bahamut. "Great!" and with that, Kuja dragged Zidane off to his mansion. Freya suddenly jumped down from nowhere, landing on Amarant's face a knocking him out. She had a bag of McDonald's in one hand, a Phillies flyer in another, and a Mickey Mouse hat on her head. "Hey you guys!" she cried. "You missed the greatest time ever!" All of them (except Freya and Amarant), walked back towards the Invinsible. The huge ship blew up out of nowhere. Five loud curses rang through the air. *Meanwhile* "Whaddya think he is, Kyle?" "I dunno. Maybe he's from the Vile Tribe." Vivi backed up, shivering violently, away from the two humans standing before him. One was a huge male, with big muscles, a big goofy grin, and messy black hair. The other was a blonde girl with pointy ears. Vivi gulped. "Let's kill him!" the guy, Kyle, suggested jokingly. Vivi didn't find it very funny, however, and ran off at top speed. "Kyle, you dumb idiot! YOU SCARED HIM!!" "Sorry..." AUTHOR'S NOTES: Not as funny as the last, I know. It wasn't supposed to be. Read and review! [ Click here to report possible abuse to staff ] 1. Default Chapter2. The Problem with Nailpolish Part 2!