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      Author: Kupo - G - English - Reviews: 311. Default Chapter2. The Problem 
        with Nailpolish Part 2!





AUTHOR'S NOTES
Okay. I apologize ahead of time to anyone who is a big Kuja fan (Sorry, 
Canary... heheh.). 
I kinda went overboard with this fic. I was writing it in Reading (Sorry, Mrs. 
Jeffress) and
let all my friends read it. They all thought it was great, so I posted it. It's 
my first
Final Fantasy fic, but not my first, trust me. I've written tons before, I just 
don't post
many.
DISCLAIMER: I hate these. I don't own Final Fantasy or the characters, and I 
don't own 
Mabelline.

THE PROBLEM WITH NAILPOLISH
Kuja floated up above the group of heroes, fretting over how a big battle would
effect his new manicure. Nonetheless, he bellowed a "Time to die, everybody! 
MWAA-HA-HA!"
and used his Flair attack on the little black mage, Vivi.
Zidane charged up and slashed furiously at Kuja, only managing a blow to his 
hand.
Kuja let out a rather girlish scream.
"My NAILPOLISH! Zidane, how could you?!" he wailed. "Hold on a minute, okay?"
Dagger and Zidane, both with their weapons held above their heads, paused and 
said
"Okay..." in a stunned sort of way.
Kuja whipped out a bottle or nailpolish (red) from nowhere and carefully painted 
over
the sword-made chip. He sighed. "Zidane," he said. "How can you be so cruel? To 
your own 
BROTHER? Now I have to wait for it to DRY!"
Zidane blinked. "Uhhh.... sorry, bro?"
Dagger and Eiko looked at each other and burst into giggles.
"Aww, Dagger, stop laughing!" Zidane cried.
"All dry!" Kuja said, admiring the shiny, glossy red polish. "I was so
scared for a minute there!" He suddenly noticed Zidane, Dagger, Eiko, and Vivi 
laughing
hysterically. "What?"
"Y-your eyeshadow!" Vivi chuckled.
"What about it?"
"It's running," Dagger explained between laughs.
Kuja held a pocket mirror to his face and gasped in horror. Eiko stopped 
chanting 
something.
"Should I tell Fenrir to hold on?" she asked, giggling.
"Can we fight tomorrow?" Kuja asked, distressed. "I need to call Maybelline and 
tell
them how awful their products are!" Kuja stormed off, ranting about how the 
blush had caught
fire earlier.
There was a long, stunned silence. Then, finally,
"Zidane," Dagger said quietly. "Please don't tell me that you wear makeup too."

AUTHOR'S NOTES: Okay, this all started when my friend Chibi-Angie told me that 
in Kuja's 
Trance form (sorry if that counts as a spoiler...) he's wearing red nailpolish. 
We also
noted that he wears lipstick, eyeshadow, and blush, too. That was our 
inspiration. Flames
are okay, I've seen worse when my cousins catch tables on fire. Praise would be 
nice. E-mail
me at dragonwings29@yahoo.com. Sayonara, people! Please review! 


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        The Problem with Nailpolish Part 2!