Author's Notes: Okie dokie, these may not be as funny as the first, but here's the second chapter! All ideas were brainstormed between myself, ChibiAngie, and Ace.

FF10 Toys That Never Made It!


*Singing Auron*
	Sings "I Wear My Sunglasses At Night"! Pull his arm, and he sings! If the arm tears off.... BUY ANOTHER SINGING AURON! What, you were expecting a "replacement arm included"?

*Pull My Finger Wakka*
	You DON'T wanna know. Not responsible for deathby Wakka's bodily functions. -.-;

*Disco Yuna*
	The FF10's Dancer's Edition! Dances to annoying falsetto disco songs... AND will send your dead hamster to the Farplane! A two for one deal! Includes "Disco Eyes On Me"! Dead hamster not included.

*Poke My Tummy Seymour*
	Giggles and says "That tickles Seymour", then summons Anima on you! Not responsible for Anima related injuries. Anima not included.

*Kimahri Pillow*
	Lifesized pillow in the shape of Kimahri! Protects your little three-year-old brother from any monsters under the bed! Not responsible for insomnia caused by Kimahri yelling "SAVE SOME FOR KIMAHRI!" in the middle of the night at anything that passes, including the family cat.

*Give Me A Frickin' Bone Cid*
	He's bald. He blew up the Al Bhed home. His son is a freak. He needs to be thrown a bone! His life sucks! Bone not included.

*Give Me A Frickin' Brain Seymour*
	He's dead and needs a brain transplant! Play neurosurgeon and give him a new and better brain, like Cloud's, or even Kuja's! Scalpel, brain, and rubber gloves not included.

*Falsetto Seymour*
	Sings and talks in falsetto! Also available in Tidus, Auron, and O'aka.

*Find My Brain Rikku*
	Lost her brain somewhere! Go on an adventure, Final Fantasy X style, and find it lying in the dirt somewhere being pecked on by a baby chocobo! Or maybe it's lying in the smouldering ruins of Home! Only you can find it! (Parents: If your kid is missing because of a brain search, that's your problem, not ours.)

*Shave Me Wakka*
	Shave his face, legs, and back! Dip him in cold water (or wait a day) and be able to shave him ALL OVER AGAIN! (WARNING: If Wakka is left in water/left alone for too long, namely three days, your house will be overrun by hair) Razor not included.

*Sin's Toxin*
	You, too, can poison your friends and make them believe they came from Rome/Pompeii/Atlantis! Not responsible for lost friends. Friends and Sin not included.

*Besaid Auroch's Locker Room*
	Stalk the blitzball players! Also available in all other teams. Hire-able players not included.

*Words to Live By Auron*
	Says catchy phrases that are appliable to life! Includes "There is no 'I' in 'team'. But there is in 'kiss my ass'." New words to live by cartridges (activated by jamming them in Auron's nose) sold separately.

*Suddenly Asian Tidus*
	Activate an FMV and watch Tidus go from American-looking to Asian! Also available in Rikku. FMV sold separately.

*"Shut Up Fayth" Yuna*
	Screams "THE VOICES!! THEY'RE IN MY HEAD! STOP THEM!" and has a mental breakdown. Not responsible for your kids believing that they hear voices, too. Fayth sold separately.
	
*Magic Blitzball*
	Tells your fortune! Says such witty things as "Yevon thinks not" and "Sin agrees!". 



There. I'm outta ideas for now. Review!