Final Fantasy X Toys That Never Made It!

*Bahamut Want A Cracker Bahamut*
	Says catchy, parrot-like phrases in honor of its new birdlike appearence, including "Pretty dragon" and "Bahamut want a cracker". 

*Disrespectful Tidus*
	Flips off his fans while playing blitzball! Doesn't interact well with anything.

*Maester Seymour*
	New version of Mr. Bucket! Put Energy Spheres into his mouth avoiding his flailing arms and hair to hear a "Yum, yum. Ptooie." When you win, he exclaims "All done. BURRRRRRRRRRP! Excuuuuuuuuuse me." and he bows Yevon-style!

*Bow Down Before Me Yevon*
	A can of Play-Doh that yells "Bow down before me!" Interacts well with I'm So Loyal Wakka dolls.

*I'm So Loyal Wakka*
	Bows down to Yevon. (sweatdrop) What'd you think he did?

*Cheesy Joke Lulu*
	Casts a spell and says an incredibly cheesy, element-related joke! Includes Thundara's "Don't look so shocked!".

*Suicidal Lulu*
	Gets confused and attacks herself with Fatal Cait Sith! Replacement Lulu and Fatal Cait Sith not included.

*Tickle Me Lulu*
	Tickle her and hear her yell "Get off me, you pervert!" and be sued for sexual harassment! Lawyer not included.

*Ya Ya Yo Yo Wakka*
	A Wakka yo-yo that shouts "Ya!" whenever the yo-yo goes up or down its string!

*My Size Auron*
	Pinch his wrist and he'll attack you ferociously! Is six feet tall, made of polyester and radioactive substances. Talks and insults freely, includes the phrase "Hurry up. We have no time to waste."

*Potbelly Seymour*
	Hours of fun pulling his hair and watching Seymour develop a potbelly, beerbelly, and folds in his robes! Replacement hair and plastic surgeon not included.

*Spazdomatic Rikku*
	Flops around like a fish out of water!

*Bald is Beautiful Cid*
	Strokes his head and says "I'm beautiful". Results in being slapped around when put near a Spazdomatic Rikku.

*Boomboom Blitzball*
	An exploding blitzball. Selp-destructs if you lose a game.

*Slippin' Shoopuf Fun Yuna*
	Falls off shoopufs into shark-infested waters! Scares Kimahri toys. Shoopuf not included.

*Pet Me Valefor*
	Pet him and he'll fight for you!

*Volleyball Ifrit*
	The best volleyball server/spiker ever! Volleyball/fireball not included. Kupo Toys not responsible for burns.

*Short Legs Ixion*
	Enter him in horse races and lose because of his short stubby legs!

*My Butt Is Cold Shiva*
	Dress her up and watch as her skin magically changes color! Dump in ice water to turn her blue again. Clothes not included.

*Who Farted? Rikku*
	Points blame at everyone! Includes "You smelt it, you dealt it!"

*Gotta Go Potty Kimahri*
	When he says he's gotta go...("Hurry, Yuna, hurry!") and you're movin' too slow.. ("Uh-oh, Kimahri sorry, Yuna"). 

*I'm Better Than You Jecht*
	Taunts Tidus until he cries! Doesn't interact well with Snifflin' Tidus toys.

*Gimme That Aeon Dona*
	Steals other kids' aeon toys for you!

*Kimahri/Wakka Furbies*
	Say such phrases as "Kimahri sorry" and "Yo! I'm hungry, ya?". Batteries not included.

*S&M Anima*
	Self-explanitory. Chains included. O.o;

*Zappin' Fun Rikku*
	A lightning rod in the shape of Rikku! Zap her with lightning, or just scare her with it! Lightning machina not included.

*I'll Kick Your Ass Evrae*
	Kicks your ass in battle by casting Haste on itself!

*Uggy Buggy Magus Sisters*
	Women dressed up as insects, at your summoning disposal! RAID sold separately.

*Hu, Hu Rypmu Uhkmic Rikku*
	Rympyc di uhkmic? Un Ym Prat, vun dryd syddan? Acbyhum? (Try translating that, then translate the second language. MWAAHAHAHA!!)

*Speak'n'Say Al Bhed*
	"Al Bhed: Out. English: You." Teaches Al Bhed the fast and easy way! (SnSAB: "YPLTAVK...")

*Pretty Dancer Yuna*
	She dances so purty-like....

*Summoner Yuna*
	Summons all your favorite Aeons! Aeon toys not included.

*I See Dead People Wakka*
	Talks to his dead brother, and he can talk to yours, too! Dead brothers and Farplane not included.

*Speech Impediment Kimahri*
	Can you teach Kimahri how to talk right? Kimahri no know. Speech therapy not included.

*Bye-Bye Zanarkand Sin*
	Watch as it destroys Zanarkand and sucks Tidus into Spira! Zanarkand not included, nor is Tidus.
	
*Kick the Dead Guy Tidus*
	Runs into corpses during Yuna's sendings! Yuna and corpses not included.

*I Want To Be Your Canary Seymour*
	Recites parts from the classic FF9 play! Therapist not included.

*I Want To Be Your Butler Tromell*
	He wants to be your butler, too. Reacts well to Seymour toys.

*Spandex Wearin' Cid*
	Wears tight clothing and is proud of it! Kupo Toys not responsible for traumatization.

*Blow Up Home Cid*
	He'll blow up your Home, too! Replacement Home not included.

*Snifflin' Tidus*
	Cries when he's taunted! WARNING: Tears contain radon and asbestos.

*Lookit My Overdrive Auron*
	Guaranteed to drive you nuts trying to get the sequence right! Also comes in Tidus and Wakka!

*Pin The Hand On The Auron*
	For hours of party fun! Taunts when hand is pinned in wrong place. Hand sold separately.

*Oui Yna Tulp Ego Builders*
	Boosts your self-esteem! Results vary on Al Bhed people.

*Kill the Luca Goers Wakka*
	Hell-bent on revenge for them cheating at the finals! Luca Goers not included.

*Gothic Lulu* 
	Can you make her any more Goth-looking? No, really, can you?

*Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Ronsos*
	Have Kimahri duke it out with Biran or Yenke! If Kimahri loses, game self-destructs. New Rock 'Em Sock 'Em parts/games sold separately.

*Summoner Eatin' Sin*
	Will eat any summoner it comes in contact with! Does not interact well with Aeons, Summoner Yuna, or Gimme That Aeon Dona. Summoners sold separately.

*Chocobo Breedin' Yevon*
	Will breed a Gold Chocobo for you, even though you aren't playing FF7! How is it possible? HE IS THE ALMIGHTY YEVON, THAT'S HOW!! MWAAHAHAHA!! Chocobo sold separately.

*Pin the Dot On the Dona*
	Pin the dot in the center of her forehead! Steals your Aeons if you miss.

*Oggle Goggle Al Bhed Dress-up Set*
	Put on freaky goggles, eye shadow, and mascara to look like your favorite Al Bhed!

*Play-Doh Hairstylin' Wakka*
	Style him a new hairdo! We all know he needs one. Play-Doh sold separately.

*Jell-O Jiggler Seymour*
	Also available in Yuna, shoopuf, and chocobo! Stomach pump not included.

*I Suck Issaru*
	Summons his 3 Aeons on you! Fight him for hours on end! Aeons sold separately.

*We Aren't Dead Yet Maester Set*
	Includes Mika and Seymour! Try and send them all you like, cause they won't go! Summoner Yuna sold separately.



Author's Notes: Couldn't resist. Review, tell me if I should continue! I might be able to manage another chapter.