| FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS |
| Q: WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU HATE DANNY CHAMBERS SO MUCH? A: THAT IS TWO QUESTIONS. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO I AM? UMMMM....HMMMM BENNY HINN. LIKE I'M GONNA GIVE MY REAL NAME. SECONDLY, I DON'T HATE DANNY. I HATE WHEN CHRISTIANITY IS TURNED INTO A CIRCUS AND DANNY IS ONE OF THE RINGMASTERS. IT'S SAD WHEN THE MESSANGER BECOMES MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE MESSAGE. Q: WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE DANNY OR ANYONE ELSE FOR THAT MATTER? A: YOU KNOW, EVEN PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER CRACKED A BIBLE IN THEIR LIVES KNOW THAT "JUDGE NOT LEST YE BE JUDGED LIKEWISE" VERSE. I TRY NOT TO JUDGE BUT SOMETIMES I FALL SHORT OF THAT GOAL WHEN I SEE PEOPLE MAKING A MOCKERY OUT OF THE BELIEFS THAT OTHERS HOLD DEAR. WE'VE AMERICANIZED CHRISTIANITY TO THE POINT THAT WE ACCEPT MERCHANDISING OF CHRISTIAN KNIC-KNACS, PREACHERS AND SINGERS TURNED CELEBRATY AND THAT STUPID PROSPERITY MESSAGE (IF GOD REWARDS GOOD CHRISTIANS FINANCIALLY THEN WHY WASN'T EVERY PROPHET, DISCIPLE, SAINT, MARTYR, ETC IN THE BIBLE RICH? THERE WERE A FEW RICH PEOPLE IN THE BIBLE BUT MOST SEEMED TO BE THE BAD GUYS. I, SOMEHOW, DON'T BELIEVE THAT GOD CARES ONEWAY OR ANOTHER IF WE ARE RICH OR POOR. HE TAKES CARE OF OUR NEEDS NOT OUR WANTS. THE WANTS ARE UP TO US. Q: DO YOU THINK ABBA WILL REUNITE? A: NO, SORRY. Q: HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW DANNY? A: I HAVE MET THE GUY SO I GUESS YOU CAN SAY I KNOW HIM IN PASSING BUT I KNOW MANY PEOPLE WHO KNOW HIM MUCH BETTER THAN I DO AND THE STORIES THEY TELL. Q: IF YOU HAD TO SUM UP DANNY IN ONE WORD WHAT WOULD THAT WORD BE? A: EGO. THE MAN IS DRENCHED IN IT. JUST LOOK AT HIS WEBSITE. IT IS ALL ONE FORM OF SELF PROMOTION OR ANOTHER. YOU TELL ME WHERE YOU SEE ANYTHING ON THE SITE THAT TALKS ABOUT THE CHURCH'S WORK, MISSIONS THEY SUPPORT, PEOPLE THEY'VE HELPED OR ANY ONGOING PROJECTS THAT GLORIFY GOD IN ANY WAY. WHAT YOU WILL FIND ARE MUSIC AND BOOKS FROM DANNY FOR SALE, HOW TO BOOK HIM AT YOUR CHURCH, PROMOTIONAL PICTURES (OK, YOU CAN'T SEE THEM BECAUSE YOU NEED A PASSWORD TO LOOK AT THE PICS WHICH IS ABOUT THE DUMBEST IDEA I'VE SEEN), AN EMPTY VISION FOR HIS MINISTRY PAGE, TIME SCHEDULE FOR CHURCH SERVICES AND THE LIKE. THE CHURCH DOESN'T EVEN HAVE IT'S OWN SITE. IT HAS TO BE UNDER DANNYCHAMBERS.COM. THAT IS EGO WORKING. Q: CAN YOU GET DANNY'S AUTOGRAPH FOR ME? A: IF ANYONE TRIES TO SUE ME I'LL SEND YOU A COPY OF THE LAWSUIT. I'M SURE IT WILL HAVE HIS SIGNATURE ON IT SOMEWHERE. Q: WHY DON'T YOU HAVE AN EMAIL ADDRESS ON YOUR SITE SO WE CAN SEND YOU EMAIL? A: I MIGHT DO THAT IN THE FUTURE BUT FOR RIGHT NOW I'M HOPING THAT PEOPLE WILL SIGN THE GUESTBOOK INSTEAD. UNLIKE CHAMBERS SIGHT I WILL LEAVE ALL ENTRIES ON SO GO AHEAD AND WRITE WHAT YOU LIKE ON THERE, GOOD OR BAD. Q: AREN'T YOU AFRAID THAT SOMEONE WILL COMPLAIN TO YAHOO ABOUT YOUR SITE AND HAVE IT SHUT DOWN? A: DANNY IS A PUBLIC FIGURE AND AS SUCH IT IS TOTALLY LEGAL TO HAVE THIS KIND OF SITE UP. LOOK AT ALL THE SITES THAT POKE FUN AT POLITICIANS, ACTORS AND THE LIKE. BESIDES, IF THE SITE WAS SHUT DOWN I'D JUST PUT IT ON ANOTHER FREE HOSTING SITE. SO IF YOU CAN'T FIND IT HERE FOLKS, JUST DO A SEARCH. I'M SURE IT WILL SHOW UP SOMEWHERE. Q: THESE AREN'T REALLY QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK YOU ARE THEY? YOU'RE JUST MAKING THEM UP AS YOU GO ALONG. A: YEAH, YOUR RIGHT. YOU SAW THROUGH MY ELABORATE PLOT.......*SNIFF* |