Review of HUNGRY by Sue Brody I have to ask: What the heck was the point of this ep? I mean, really, what was it? I am going to be very negative now, prob. as negative as I've ever been about a Vince Gilligan ep (even more so than I was re: Three of a Kind), so turn back now if you want to read an upbeat review. This isn't an UPBEAT review. And I'm not HUNGRY anymore. Nor was I while I watched. I was bored, though. I think I looked up at the clock every five minutes or so, saying, Um, will I start to like this better at some point? Sadly, the answer was Nope, not going to happen. The highlight of this ep was the promo for next week's Millennium ep. Lance Henricksen ROCKS and...well...there *may* be a moment in the ep that Shippers everywhere will rejoice over. Okay, I thought that Leonard Betts or Home was the grossest ep, but Hungry is close, beginning w/ the blood in the sink that he is trying to take off the customer's clothes, followed by the blood and juice running out of the garbage bag. There was no sicker scene than when Rob takes out his teeth and takes off his hair, ears, face, and eyes (ICK!) and comes out to get Derwood, who is a very predictable ex-con, btw. Well, okay, the sickest scene is probably when LB makes himself a new body, or when the 2Shy guy sucks the skin off the heavy women, but this is right up there, and I actually *cared* about those monsters/men. The beginning of the ep sort of summarized the whole ep for me, and w/ the exception of about one minute where I thought *maybe* Derwood was the villain, or that Rob was working for Derwood, the whole thing was entirely predictable. BOR-ING. Even Mulder's quips were inane, alas. Can I get you anything? Yeah, cheeseburger and an order of fries. Sorry, bad joke. Yep, bad joke, bad ep. I expect better of Vince. DD looked like he was smirking the whole time. Was he as insulted as I was? And GA looked really out of it, prob. b/c she was completely wasted in this ep. She might as well have phoned it in Oh, and Mulder had this figured out from the beginning. Derwood was just a way to get to Rob. There was no suspense for the viewer in that sense. Normally, there is a reason for Mulder to wait to come to the answer, if he doesn't know from the beginning--he is trying to get an *angle* on the murderer--but since this was from the Monster's POV, we didn't even get *that*. An aside: I cannot believe that DD has weedwacked!hair again. Yeah, we saw it in Sixth Extinction and Amor Fati, but now it's just so obvious. And it took a whole season for it to grow out. *sigh* Tonight's puzzle: If Rob's ear came off, how could he still hear? How is Rob trying to do right? *Not* to kill anymore? Not to give into his cravings? Why not talk to someone *before* the killing started? And the short M&S dialogue about the brains being eaten...I believe that we have heard similar conversations many, many times. As Bad!Willow said in a Buffy the Vampire Slayer ep last year, BORED NOW. Why did Rob start to become a compulsive eater? Why just in the last few months? What was he doing before? How could he afford such a nice apt, when he works at Burger Boy? And did we *need* to hear his stomach growling? Did we need to see the burgers become brains? This was entirely *too* overt. There was NOTHING to try to figure out. Aside two: Boy, is Scully dressing well this season. Very low cut blouses. Did Rob's cracking voice start to bug you as much as it bugged me? I could barely bear to listen by the end. What is the difference between this ep and LB and 2Shy? They say it's from the Monster's pov, but wasn't LB and 2Shy as well? What was the point of this ep? So he's hungry. So he eats. So he's trying self-control. This is almost making fun of people w/ eating disorders. What was that bit about self-esteem and bingeing? Just to say that it's really about biology? Again, haven't we already had a number of eps on this theme? If he's so thin, why doesn't Rob binge/purge? Where do the calories go? Rob(ert) Roberts. Silly name. Gads, even his *name* is unoriginal. I'm sorry but this whole ep was like Good Cop, Insane Cop (probably the best line of the whole ep). Only this was like Good Rob, Insane Rob. Why the *hell* is counselor Dr. Rinehart there at the end? Why did she take such an interest? I expected her to take off HER ears, face, and hair! That would have worked nicely for me. Monster Death Match Two. What kind of sicko *is* she? You poor man, she says, as she strokes him. Hello??? Monster Fetish? Be that good person I know you to be, she says. She was as dippy as that inspirational tape he watched during he ep. Gads. I hope someone has something positive to say about this ep, b/c I can't even find a good QUOTE to use. Gads. And I thought Muy Agua Mala was bad...