"Tastes like burning." ~ Ralph Wiggim

Ingredients:

2 cups Darkness Falls

2 cups War of the Coprophages

1 cup Brand X

1 1/2 tablespoon Travelers

1 teaspoon DPO

1/2 teaspoon Hungry

Directions: Preheat oven to 450°.  Grease and flour bottom  and sides of 9x9" pan.  Mix all ingredients thoroughly with spoon until well  incorporated.  Pour mixture into pan and place immediately into oven.  Bake for 1 hour or until you get board. Remove from oven and immediately turn onto wire rack.  Product will be lumpy, smell foul, and taste awful (but you don't really have to eat it).  After cooling, throw into nasty, smelly dumpster or sprinkle liberally over a funeral pyre.  May also be used as a human sacrifice substitute in misunderstood Pagan rituals.  Makes good cat liter. Yields: Way too much.

For added fun, top with shredded Schizogamy (you know, that one about the homicidal trees) before baking!

Totally unbiased rating based on looks, not taste (cause their isn't any): 0 lounge chairs out of 5.