"Where's the writer? I want to speak with the writer." ~ Mulder

This is what I would say to Chris Carter, if I were graced with his illustrious presence:

"What the HELL were you thinking?"

This episode is boring, stupid, boring, annoying, boring, and degrades any type of people who may be stereotyped, which is everyone.

Oh, did I mention BORING?

This one was actually PAINFUL to watch. I kept expecting someone to walk into my room mid-episode and say "you're actually watching THAT crap?"

Yes, I was.  But, for the record, only for the purpose of reviewing it.

I'm actually embarrassed to say that this was an "X-File".

Usually in the worst episodes, we at least get absorbing M & S banter.

Nope, not in this one.

If you're confused: NOTHING was good about this one.  Don't even waste your time with it.

Rating: 0 lounge chairs out of 5

"Because I can."