Come and get it, folks! We've just gotten the first shipments of the "Official Barnesish to English Dictionary," and they are sitting in one of our many warehouses on, er, Queen Street. Look for your chance to order this fine product right here on Pablo's within the coming days, once we do a quality check on this first shipment. You know, fire-retardant pages, stain-defender covers (hey, if khaki pants can have it...), the works! This type of quality is available only at the Pawn Shop, so get your credit cards ready, folks!
6/29/04
Just a quick update to keep the site alive and well; the Official Barnesish to English Dictionary is finally incoming, and soon! Yay. Just a special treat for Pablo's devoted shoppers. Look for it soon...
3/08/04
A quick update for all of you eager shoppers: the Owensian Physics Powerpoint presentation has literally just arrived! Hold down your enthusiam folks...at least just long enough to click on the temporary link below.
3/08/04
Spring is finally here...well, actually, its summer in our North Carolina headquarters, but no matter. Love is in the air, especially here at Pablo's, where the love and admiration of our customers has risen to new heights. With this in mind, our devoted shoppers should be ecstatic to find that we have several new, high-profile products coming to the shop for the new season, not the least among these being the official Wanda Barnes English to Barnesish Dictionary, and the free, downloadable and immensely educational powerpoint presentation on Owensian Physics. Although you may not be privy to this relatively new, radically redefined take on Physics, you soon will be, and you'll be the better for it. We think.
Anyway, thats enough for this update. Go and buy something while you'll waiting for the new products, you lazy mofos.
10/30/03
So, the Marlins won the World Series. At first I wasn't even able to bring myself to post a new Pablo's Point, I was so depressed. Now, that depression has morphed into anger! Screw the Marlins...they are all illegal immigrants anyway, and should have their World Series title revoked. You have to hate a team who has someone like Ivan Rodriguez, a guy who can't speak any "ingles." I learned, and so can he! The man's a disgrace...not only can he not speak English, but he struggles with his native Spanish as well; if he knew anything at all, he would have said "thank you, Hey Zeus" as opposed to "thank you, Jesus." Trust me - Pablo knows.
Long Live the Yankees.
Oh, and buy something already.
8/19/03
There's some real good news here at the Pawn Shop - Pablo's is heading into an all new dimension! Er, well, into "professional" journalism: PNN.com! Learn more in the news section of the site, and remember, keep supporting the Pawn Shop because you never know what will happen next!
6/13/03
We here at Pablo's are delighted to be offering this month's contest (see "News") and are even considering expanding our operations into neighboring towns. That's right, business has been so good that we are considering spreading our seeds of joy over greater distances...and it's all because of you all, our devoted customers. Although we can't say it enough, thank you so much for your support. That said, buy some more stuff already.