Stardate 110501.1101

The Blue Destiny was illicitly examined by a cow.  This could mean only one thing:

INVASION.

Seconds later, we passed through a dimensional dirt-cloud.  its effects have yet to be determined.

11:22

Three million birds sighted.

Force was used.  Dodge Caravan was removed.

Trek to Kalamazoo was continued.

Several seconds later, the incident was repeated with a turquoise Cavalier.

Darth Corolla was also defeated, as was Darth Oldsmobile (despite delayed reaction).  Auto-hyperdrive was then engaged.

~dimensional blossoms smell like Pete.  Pete is yet to be identified.  Our temporally transient associates tell us he is a Chinaman who will be encountered in Japan.

There will also be a cat named Pete: the Spawn of Satan.  Beware, indeed.

11:39 am - puke colored freaks encountered.

11:47 - Destiny was attained.

[addendum - later that day]

Darth Statistics has been unleashed.  Battle outcome unknown!