The “Al Gogh Rhythm’s” Next CD Songlist

“Who’s Your Data?”

“Sue, Sue, Pseudocode”

“She’s Simply Executable”

“Is There Array of Hope?”

“I’m Not Your Data Type”

“Another Pun Bytes the Crust”

“Take Boolean for Your Code”

“She’s a High Fashion Module”

“Bound Control to Major Tom”

“Set You to Zero” (Cause I’m #1)

“It’s Not My Default” (It’s Yours)

“Active-X:  Cure for the Common Code”

“She’s Still Font of Me” (Though I Cursor)

“There’s a Boolean Within Each & Everyone of Us”

“Love the One You’re Width” (written by Stephen Stills

 

Oracle Songs, Movies, and Events

“Rollbach Beethoven”

“Airplane II, the SQL”

“Rollback of Notre Dame”

“The Format Mask of Zorro”

“Spool’s Out for the Summer”

“Spool for the City” by Foghat

“To Err is Human, To Debug.Define”

“Back to Spool” starring Rodney Dangerfield

“Concatenation Breakdown” by Led Zeppelin

“Did My SisDate Kareem AbDual Jabbar in 1973?”

 “Return of the Blob” (Now storing up to 4GB of Binary Data)

“Loop Loop Skip to my Loop, Skip to my Loop My Program”

 

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Our Oracle Instructor is…

The filet mignon of steaks… The asparagus of vegetables… The cheddar of Chese.bro…

I am but a peanut striving to be an almond…I march forward…Submitted by Martin Null

The preceding was dedicated to Big Rusty Chesebro, an outstanding instructor!

 

AMAZING THOUGHTS AND IDEAS AS INSPIRED BY BIG RUSTY

A major league baseball player gets 7 out of 10 at bats wrong and is considered

An excellent .300 hitter…

I forget one ‘ mark in Oracle and get 96 lines of error messages…

 

The wireless microphone is a marvelous invention.  The recent record breaking drought in the

Spring of 2001 has inspired me to invent the hoseless water nozzle for my large property.

Unfortunately, my lawn remains very brown though I nozzle it nightly.

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THE TOP 29 OXYMORONS OF 2001

29.         State Worker

28.         Legally Drunk

27.         Exact Estimate

26.         Act Naturally

25.         Found Missing

24.         Resident Alien

23.         Genuine Imitation

22.         Airline Food

21.         Good Grief

20.         Government Organization

19.         Sanitary Landfill

18.         Alone Together

17.         Small Crowd

16.         Business Ethics

15.         Soft Rock

14.         Amtrak Schedule

13.         Military Intelligence

12.         Sweet Sorrow

11.         “Now, then…”

10.         Terribly Pleased

9.        Computer Security

8.        Tight Slacks

7.        Definite Maybe

6.        Pretty Ugly

5.        Rap Music

4.        Working Vacation

3.        Clearly Misunderstood

2.        Plastic Glasses

And the #1 Oxymoron is…

1.        Microsoft Works

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“GETTIN’ CHUBBY”

(5:47pm exit march)

 

VERSE

I’M AN ORACLE GEEK ATTENDING CHUBB

NOW I’M GOIN’ ON HOME TO GET SOME GRUBB

SELECT MY DINNER FROM THE FRIDGEDAIRE CHILL

WHERE I FEED MY FACE TILL I GET MY FILL…

 

CHORUS

DO WHILE HUNGRY:  STUFF MY MOUTH

DO WHILE STUFFING:  DIGEST SOUTH

DO WHILE THIRSTY:  DRINK AND WINK

DO WHILE QUENCHING:  THINK AND BLINK

CHEW CHEW, THROUGH AND THROUGH

END DO, END DO, END DO, END DO.

 

REPEAT VERSE (if you’re inspired)