(Fries / Davis)
You got a copy on me Pig Pen? C'mon.)
(Ah yeah, 10-4 Pig Pen, fer shure, fer shure.
By golly it's clean clear to Flagtown. C'mon.)
(Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there Pigpen.
Yeah, we definitely got the front door good buddy.
Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy)
It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth pullin logs
Cab-over Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin hogs
We is headed for bear on I-one-oh
About a mile outta Shakeytown I says "Pigpen, this here's the Rubber Duck And I'm about to put the hammer down"
'Cause we got a little convoy rockin' thru the night
Yeah we got a little convoy
Ain't she a beautiful sight
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy '
Cross the U-S-A Convoy !
(Ah, breaker, Pig Pen this here's the Duck.
And you wanna back off on them hogs?)
(Ah, 10-4, about five mile or so)
(10 roger, them hogs is gettin' in-tense up here)
By the time we got into Tulsa town we had 85 trucks in all
But they's a roadblock up on the cloverleaf
And them bears was wall to wall
Yeah them smokeys was thick as bugs on a bumper
They even had a bear in the air I says "Callin' all trucks, this here's the Duck
We about to go a-huntin'bear "
'Cause we got a great big convoy rockin' thru the night
Yeah we got a great big convoy ain't she a beautiful sight
Come on and join our convoy ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
Across the U-S-A Convoy !
(Ah, you want to give me a 10-9 on that Pig Pen?)
(Ah, negatory Pig Pen, you're still too close.
Yeah them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses.
Mercy's sakes you better back off another ten)
Well we rolled up Interstate 44
Like a rocket sled on rails
We tore up all of our swindle sheets
And left 'em sittin' on the scales
By the time we hit that Chi town
Them bears was a-gettin' smart
They bought up some reinforcements
From the Illinois National Guard
There's armoured cars and tanks and jeeps
An?drigs of every size Y
eah them chicken coops was full of bears
And choppers filled the skies
Well we shot the line
We went for broke
With a thousand screaming trucks
And eleven longhaired friends of Jesus
In a chartreuse microbus
(Ah, Rubber Duck, this' Sodbuster. C'mon here?)
(Yeah, t10-4 Sodbuster.
Listen, ya wanna put that microbus in behind that suicide jockey?)
(Yeah he's haulin' dynamite and he needs all the help he can get)
Well we laid a strip for the Jersey shore
Prepared to cross the line I could see the bridge was lined with bears
But I didn't have a doggone dime I says "Pig Pen this here's the Rubber Duck
We just aint gonna pay no toll "
So we crashed the gate doin' 98
I says "Let them truckers roll, 10-4"
'Cause we got a mighty convoy rockin' hru the night
Yeah we got a mighty convoy ain't she a beautiful sight
Come on and join our convoy ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
Across the U-S-A
Convoy !
(Ah, 10-4 Pig Pen. What's your twenty?
OMAHA? Well they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there, for sure.
Well mercy sakes good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, so keep your thumbs off your glass and the bears off your ......tail. We'll l catch you on the flip-flop.
This here's the Rubber Duck on the side. We gone. Bye bye)
