| Caption Competition |
| Simply select your favourite caption for each picture and submit your answers. The overall winner will win a prize at the end of season awards. Please only vote once, and try and avoid voting for yourself. |
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| 1) "Oh baby, your legs are so soft like Nani's" |
| 1) "Sco-la-ri"...... the manager I am, no? |
| 1) Sarkozy: "No no, this is what Cruyff meant to do" Brown: "I should just punch him in the face" Wenger: "He plays like Theo, hey, does he play for anyone and is he under 18?" |
| 2) "Heh heh I have a contract with O2" |
| 1) I wish I was Mark Lander... |
| 2) Oh.. whats that shiny thing over there? |
| 2) Thats good, but this is football not Strictly Come Dancing. |
| 2) Fosters. Well you wouldn't wanna warm beer would ya? |
| 3) Those photo shoots with your new club can really drag thourhg the afternoon. |
| 3) In protest to his delayed Utd move, Berbatov sat in the centre circle 14 days and 14 nights. Only to find out there were no scheduled home games that fortnight. |
| 4) Mmm... I've just decided what my next dream move will be. |
| 3) With thighs like these I could play for Real Madrid. |
| 3) Brown: "Arsene, you are one of us now. You laugh at these Frech guys as much as we do" |
| 5) You've got great legs sis - wait till we get home! |
| 4) Damn! It still says "Robinho" |
| 5) Oh! Its Chelsea I'm managing then. |
| 4) I'm going to leave my mark for Spurs; ahh... right here. |
| 5) I always wear Clarks - but this pair has dark brown sticky stuff on the soles. |
| 4) What's so funny about dog poo in your turn ups? |
| 5) Where's the toilet paper mum? |
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