Welcome, and feel free to take in as much scrumtrillescence as you dare.

Consider this page a portal through which you may catch a glimpse of what makes Paul tick (video games have been omitted because pictures of me in front of the TV aren't very exciting).

Basically what I've got here is a bunch of random stuff about golf, my wife and me, and a few other things.

I think that this may be the first page to uncover the truth and scandal of the one and only GOAT OPEN.