South Park - Wendys Audition

G
Mrs. Landers was a health nut, 
                C    D
She cooked food in a wok,
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend,
                C
 and he had a great big

G
Cockadoodle doodle
            C          D
the rooster just won't quit,
And I don't want any breakfast,
            C
 because it tastes like

G
Shitzu make good housepets,
they're cuddly and sweet,
Monkeys aren't good to have,
because they beat their

Meeting in the office
 or meeting in the hall,
The boss he wants to see you,
so you can suck his

Balzak was a writer, 
he lived with Allen Funt,
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him,
that's cos she's a

Contaminated water
can really make you sick,
Your bladder gets infected
and blood comes out your

Dictate what I'm saying,
cause it will bring you luck,
And if you all don't like it,
I don't give a flying ----.