Playing From the Red TeesA man and his wife were waiting on a par-3 to tee off. The husband, rather sheepishly, looked over and said to his wife, "Honey, I have a confession I need to make. It has been bothering me all these years. The night before we were married, I made love to your maid of honor." The wife looked over and said, "I have a confession, too. Two years before were married, I had a sex-change operation." "What?" screamed her husband. "And you've been playing from the red tees all these years?" Paul Dutra Comments: [email protected] 
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