Well. After that... HORRIBLE ordeal, you're finally back in the land of the living. Now you know what a really bad site is you can apreciate mine a bit more. I supose now is the time when I introduce myself...

Hello. My name is Paul Williams. I'm male (duh), 15 years old and I live in Wallasey, Wirral, England. I like playing on computer games (especially Perfect Dark for N64), playing the trumpet, running (sprints and distance), making websites and learning anything that isn't related in any way to Religious Education or Design Technology. I have a hamster and 2 best friends, Mike Hayes and Andy Checkley. I also have loads of other friends who I met through them but I won't go into that right now. (Just so you do't thing they're the only friends I've got).

I won't say anymore about me cos I know you couldn't give a !

If you really do want to know more about me - and I mean just about everything there is to know about me - then go HERE. There's even a picture of me lying naked on a fur rug. I also bum fish for a living. My brother Matty searches for porn all over the net ha ha ha.

OK. I was joking about the picture. Jeez. You are all wankers. I suppose now is the time to tell you that they've taken 'wankers' out of the dictionary and please leave my site NOW!!!.

Links

My Stuff My Perfect Dark Times - Contains all my PD stuff. Worth a look if you've got the game. My Funny Stuff - Full of funny stuff from across the net! The Pi Page - The easy way to learn the first 100 digits! HTML Extras - Some lesser known HTML tricks including how to crash the browser! Advanced Particle Physics For Dummies - Exactly what it says on the tin! DarkSim Biology - Perfect Dark's DarkSim ripped open and examined!

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Other Stuff Andy Checkley - Here's Andy Checkley's Site. Mike Hayes - Here's Mike Hayes' Site. Matty Carr's Webring - Including The Games Lab and Romideel! VG Music.com - Thousands of 10Kb Midis to download. A great site!

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