Paul Lester
Paul's contributions to the world didn't end there. In kindergarten Paul was the smartest and cutest child the Nar Nar Goon Kindy had ever seen. He finished top of his class and had the highest enter score for finger painting in Australia.
His high enter score got him into the most sought after school in Victoria, Nar Nar Goon Primary. In his Prep year he masted the art of colouring in the lines and was far ahead of others in the quality and difficulty of work. Paul also started a fraternity in his Prep year and held the wildest parties McDonald's had ever seen. His love of partying would later lead to his addiction of Fairy bread.
Paul didn't go to school for the two years after Prep because he was so far ahead in work it would be pointless attending and sitting in a room of lesser people.
Paul rejoined his schooling chumps in Grade 3 and continued his evolution to what he is today. In this year Paul learnt about space travel and even built his own space ship, The LestarCrusier. In this ship Paul was the very first person to land and walk on the moon, a feat never repeated. Some people doubt whether Paul actually did this or if he copied the USA and faked the whole thing. Paul has denied the allegations of a NASA studio landing and ensures the world that he did land on the moon.
For the remainder of his Primary School education, Paul studied with aliens on the Moon. Paul felt that the facilities on the Moon were far better and the bathroom was of amazing standards.
Paul went to Pakenham Secondary College and quickly climbed the ranks to become the first ever Year 7 who was also an Assistant Principal. Paul worked hard from Year 7 to Year 10 in his role of an AP but felt that at the end of Year 10, he should stand down as AP. Before he left this position he donated millions of dollars from his Cuban bank accounts to fund the building of a new Library, Canteen, Classrooms, Gym and a Year 12 room that are all still used today.
Year 11 was a breeze for Paul Lester who passed every class with A+++'s. He also got a perfect enter score for Year 12 History, a score that nearly ended the friendship between himself and a jealous dumber class mate, John Slenders. Also in this year was the Year 11 Deb which Paul enjoyed. He was voted King and Queen of the night. Paul didn't enjoy the after party because he had to look after his drunken friend Jamie Stow. Jamie was so drunk that he scratched the side of Paul Lester's HSV Falcon and also vomited in Paul's backpack.
Paul's Senior Year is currently taking place but has already been full of great achievements. Paul was sworn in as School Captain and beat his good pal Ashley Harris to become the school swimming record holder.
What else can Paul achieve? We will have to wait and see...
Age: 17
Weight: 73kg
Height: 184cm
Race: Cuban
IQ: 194
Employment: Iraqi President
Hobby: Walks on the Beach
Significant Other: Gavin (Business partner)
Biggest Achievement: Spokesman for Terror Hotline Australia.