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The very first LesterHolic tee is 100% cotton. Classic black design with a witty comment.
Quality of text is very poor and the shirt may smell like stray cats...but the smell can always go away simply by throwing the whole shirt out.
Sizing fits the new Australian way of life xl,xxl,xxxl,Tom Croydon,xxxxxl
Sale price: $29.99
A signed twisties bag who's contents were eaten by Paul Lester before the formal after party. Paul believes the twisties were magical and a gift from the heavens.
Limit Edition of 1.
RRP. $1.29
Sale Price. $3.00+p/h
Paul Lester's half eaten dinner from August 8 2004. This chicken is from the Safeway deli and Paul said "it was yum". A true piece of art that is sure to sell quick.
Limit Editon of 1, but the other half will be avaliable in a matter of days.
RRP. $1.92
Sale Price. $12.00+p/h
**PLATE, KNIVES, FOLK, SAUCE NOT INCLUDED.
Do you find red heads as funny as Paul? If so you can not afford to miss out on this purchase. This photo of red head victim Blake McGrath is a great way to entertain friends, cheer people up and a proven fighter against teenage pregnancy.
All proceeds go to the Cure For Red Hair Foundation.
Limited Editon of 10000.
RRP. $225.00
Sale Price. $999.99+p/h
A signed cricket bat in honour of Paul Lester's retirement from football. A great collector piece for all sports fans. Would look great in the home or office.
Limit Editon of 200,000,000 so get in fast.
RRP. $1.25
Sale Price. Five easy payments of $2000 + one human soul+p/h
All products come with a six minute warrenty and are fully endorsed by Paul Lester.
All products are locally made and a percentage of sales go to the charity known as the Western Bulldogs. The percentage being 0%, also the term "locally made" only applies to customers from Iran.
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