The day started off with my Maths Method's class playing the P.E class(full of geeks) at a game of softball. I had the usual flock of gal's their to support my well toned body as I hit home run after home run to lead my team to victory. It was such a well played game from me to win it all by myself. After the jock Paul had finished playing I decided I would begin signing farewell messages to my many friends of the school. Without bragging my favourite message was to the very cheerful Amanda. She had one on those teddy bears to sign and I left a doozer of a message on it, it said, "I can't bear to see you leave". Hilarious I know. I can't believe how funny and good looking I am...
During the day I also learnt that I beat Dale in my I.T class by 3%(au Currency), Dale was very upset and threatened to have his Italian cousins come mess me up. Before I knew it I had thirty of his fellow Italian's threatening to throw meatballs at me. Luckily I know a bit of Spanish and managed to convince them that they should take a long hard look at what they were doing. The boys felt bad for the threats but I said it was ok. Eventually Dale and his cousins went off and played a game of soccer.
After school I went to the middle pub with Tim, Mick, Dale, Tristan, Amanda, Sarah, Mel and Ally. They were all happy to buy me drinks, also I beat Amanda Williams' in a drinking contest that she challenged me to at the start of the week. I was very happy with my win so I allowed Tim to shout the bar in my honour.
Ally Doherty joined in the festivities and revealed some news that I had been waiting months to hear...my wristband was found. Dating back to early September I brought a leather wristband to only have it lost hours later in a drunken birthday binge. I was happy to learn that it was safe however dissappointed to learn that she didnt bring it...obviously she is trying to convince me to go to her house to get it. I am aware of the true reason why she wants me to get it, it is obvious she wants me in her home to boost its real estate value. Everybody knows that house that has Paul Lester in it becomes a high seller. Sorry Ally, I wont rip innocent people off by boosting your Pakenham home value, you will just have to give the band to me elsewhere.
After 7 beers I went to the Goldsack party, sadly I was one of the earliest to arrive. To keep myself occupied I went through Tyson's underpants draw until further guests arrived.
After a couple of hours of trying on Goldie's clothes the rest of the school arrived. It was a great night and I really enjoyed it. I managed to have a chat to a girl who kept annoying me at last years after deb that was held at Tyson's. She apologised to me and now it is all water under the bridge.
I wasn't very happy with the music that people were putting on. I chose a lot of good white music however people kept skipping them for such rubbish as Puff Diddy and Jay-Z, this annoyed me as I like to dance however can't to rap music. What annoyed me more was that the people who put the rap on would just site down near the fire and listen to it...stupid jocks. When I did get to dance I enjoyed it and one of my many partners, Bel, said, "You are an awesome dancer".
I had drank all my 12 cougars and began feeling a tad tipsy. I went over and had a chat to some people I dont normally talk to. This was a unique experience as I noticed Paige and Cassie were dining on some dog food (meaty bites), I was offered one and for some strange reason I ate it. It wasn't the best taste however I am not disgusted by it, I am currently thinking of maybe serving it as the main meal in my upcoming marriage to J-Lo. Eating this dog food gave me street cred with Paige and Cassie so if I ever want a free cheese burger I am sure they can hook me up.
I left the party at around 5am with Tim, Nat and Emma. Nat's Dad picked us up and I disliked him as soon as he yelled at me for changing the radio station...what a prick.
The last day of school was fun and I was sad to leave, I have had many memories at the school and will miss it, as will it miss me.
Thats all for this week as I can't be bothered writing anymore. Please note I have not proof read this issue so some of it may not make sense.
Cya, Paul Lester.
