The fact that you do not have JavaScript enabled on your browser (or
you're using an endangered species of a browser that may be hit by a
meteorite any time and go into extinction) means that my website has
only this to offer you. While this message may fit your idea of who I
am, I suggest you try again with JavaScript enabled, or get a less
archaic version of Internet Explorer, Netscape, Opera, Mozilla,
Safari, or whatever floats your boat to enjoy my website a little more
fully. Buoyancy floats my boat.