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| Wow, you must be in Japan now. Kind of cool, eh? Here, let me teach you some key phrases that you'll need while you're here: "Give me some sushi, damn it!" "This is still moving. Take it away, dumb ass!" "Hey, babe. That kimono looks pretty good on you. You know what would look better? Me!" "This rice is sticky. Do you know what's brown and sticky? A stick, get it? Well, screw you!" "Where's the whore house? What? You don't know where you live?" Okay, had enough of this place? Just click the door. |
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| Thank you for visiting. Now, go away. |
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